Yeah Babe You're So Hot But Will You Go To The Oddities And Curiosities Expo With Me?

puppy's gonna need a smoke and a drink and a solid brick to the head ok?

"match my freak!" match my sweetness. match my benevolence. match my empathy. match my ability to feel emotions so deeply it tears me apart from the inside out

can i come be weird on your couch but you end up being super into it and then we kiss?

i just really need to know what you taste like

i was born a biter, i identify as a biter, not my fault, maybe don’t be so biteable and you’ll be safe

dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that

everyone wants a weird girl until she says something weird