Dude You Look So Masc Wallowing In Your Misery Like That

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I think about fucking women on company time

i would let you devour me if you just asked

all i do is yearn and be sleepy

Who wants to go on a hike and film porn out in nature with me??

Normalize being kind & supportive for no reason

night . because if it was a good night i would be in her bed whimpering rn