Hi!! I’m Here To Tell U That Every Single Taylor Swift Song Can Be Applied To Bucky Barnes!! Sorry

mary saying “now that i’m gone i know what u could become because i know who u really are” is all the confirmation i need that johnlock is canon. <3

jesper: throw it in the trash!

wylan: i can’t see it! cause when she comes in here, i’ll just yell “trash!” i’ll yell “trash!”

jesper: cover your ears and sing Landslide!

kaz: let’s call inej again

wylan: took my love and i took it down

jesper: we need to get this back in my closet—

wylan: i can see your lips moving!

nina: well, close your eyes!

wylan: *singing*

nina: throw it out the window, okay?

jesper: i’ll sneak down there, i’ll toss it in the dumpster

nina: *toss* here!

jesper: what the heck, nina?

nina: i threw like a boy! i’ve always thrown like a boy!

jesper: you almost hit me in the face! what are you, nuts? overhand?

wylan: *still singing*

kaz: oh well, matthias is a goner

me

listen I GET that this is a Bad Thing I GET that Neilman is unhappy with it but listen. Listen to me. I’m so happy right now that I’m in an altered state. this is unlocking Secret New Emotions for me. I am literally 100000% more hyped for the new season. I’m going to be so fucking insufferable. My family is going to suffer.

wylan: kaz, i think you should play the role of my father

kaz: i don’t wanna be your father

wylan: perfect. you already know your lines.

nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day

jesper: what's wrong, buddy? matthias: someone at work ate my sandwich. kaz: what did the stadwatch say?

kaz: what does a man do about that pain?

jesper: takes a bubble bath

literally terrified of this

You know what, I’m fucking scared that they’ll turn Sylvie/Loki into something romantic. If I have one fear, that’s it. Not because I want to see Lokius (though I’m genuinely curious to see how they’ll improve their friendship, if I can call it like that), but because - - NO. They’re the same person, two versions of the same person, for heaven’s sake! Ok for siblings, ok for their chemistry etc etc but please NO. Nonononononono.

jesper: you like me? you like my personality?

wylan: i was surprised too

inej: please, kaz was just showing me how to fix the floor

wylan: anytime a man shows a girl how to do something from behind, it’s just an excuse for him to get really close and breathe on her neck.

jesper: watch any sports movie.