Wylan: Why Are You Always In Such A Foul Mood?

cassian: nesta, relax. go get a beer. nesta: i don't want a beer. cassian: who said it was for you?

i’m just gonna continue to ignore all the signs that loki won’t be in love and thunder. i am blissfully blind in spite of the knowledge presented to me by the man i call god. (tom hiddleston).

wylan = merlin = charlie

jesper = arthur = nick

thanks that’s it xx

nina: matthias kissed me!

inej and wylan: oh my god oh my god!

nina: it was unbelievable!

inej: let’s hear everything.

wylan: inej, get the wine and unplug the phone. nina, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?

nina: it ended VERY well.

inej: do NOT start without me!

wylan: okay, alright let’s hear about the kiss. was it a soft brush against your lips or was it a “i gotta have you now kind of thing”?

nina: well at first it was really intense, you know? and then we just sort of sunk into it.

wylan: so was he holding you? or were his hands on your back?

nina: no actually at first they started out on my waist and then they slid up and were in my hair.

inej: oh!

MEANWHILE:

matthias: then i kissed her.

jesper: tongue?

matthias: yeah.

kaz: cool.

wylan: kaz, i think you should play the role of my father

kaz: i don’t wanna be your father

wylan: perfect. you already know your lines.

feyre: i'm busy, i'm apartment hunting. azriel: you guys are moving? feyre: we can't live with cass once the baby comes! rhys: i don't want my child's first words to be: "how you doin'?"

wylan: my boyfriend is so stupid. he kissed the wrong guy in front of me

inej: mine called me an “investment”

nina: mine tried to kill me and called me a slur

wylan and inej: what.

shaking screaming clawing at my skin over good omens tomorrow, heartstopper next thursday, and rwrb in two weeks

jesper: who loses 57 coin tosses in a row? you know? heads she wins, tails i lose. jesper: wait a minute... kaz: yes, jes? jesper: i forgot to pick up my dry cleaning!