This Is Why Darcy Threw Up On Mr Ajayi’s Bed

jesper: why do you call him "gandalf?" matthias: gandalf the wizard? hello, didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school? jesper: no, i had sex in high school.

inej: this is the last box of your clothes. i'm just gonna label it "what were you thinking?" nina: huh, that's funny. i was just gonna go across the hall and write the same thing on kaz.

mor: eh, don't be so hard on yourself. if someone i was in love with was getting married... rhys: in love with? mor: yeah... rhys: i'm not in love with feyre. mor: oh! no, no, good, me neither. rhys: mor, i'm not going to feyre's wedding because she hates me and it would be really uncomfortable. not because, i’m in love with her! i mean, hey, y’know, i like feyre as much as the next guy, y’know? clearly I have feelings for her, but feelings don’t mean love! i mean, i have loving feelings for feyre. yeah! i have feelings of love, but that doesn’t mean that i’m in love with her. y’know? i have sexual feelings for her, but i do love her. mor: ... rhys: oh my god! why didn't you tell me? mor: we thought you knew! rhys: "we?" mor: yeah, we all know, we talk about it all the time! rhys: you all know?? does feyre know?? mor: oh, no, feyre doesn't know anything. rhys: oh, i can't believe you didn't tell me. mor: well, because we thought you knew. it's so obvious! god, it'd be like telling amren "hey, you like jewelry."

reasonably, i know it’s irrational to be angry about the good omens season 2 ending. it’s a slow burn, and neil has been clear about how much he cares.

but, like the sensitive person i am: this pissed me off so bad it’s not even funny. like “gentle and romantic” was such a fucking lie i’m gonna lose it.

me

listen I GET that this is a Bad Thing I GET that Neilman is unhappy with it but listen. Listen to me. I’m so happy right now that I’m in an altered state. this is unlocking Secret New Emotions for me. I am literally 100000% more hyped for the new season. I’m going to be so fucking insufferable. My family is going to suffer.

jesper: you didn't cry when bambi's mother died? kaz: oh yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.

seeing people begin to discover things on tiktok that originated on tumblr is a horrific and shocking experience

kaz: matthias will show you around

matthias: um, right this way is the exit

black widow was so good i’m in awe. i was consistently surprised by how little they sexualized her and how throughout the whole thing what she was wearing made sense. i loved the relationship between her and yelena, it felt very real and solid, which made me more interested in yelena’s character. the female relationships in this hit so hard and the theme was clearly about natasha forming bonds. (i also appreciated the fact that no cameos were made by other avengers, which might be an unpopular opinion).

i really hope that Kaz sometimes visits The Wraith and helps Inej with her slaver hunting. i hope that Inej comes around Ketterdam and they have dinner. i hope Wylan and Jesper save a spare room for her, just in case. i hope Kaz gets roped into visiting the Van Eck house once a week. i hope Nina comes to Ketterdam after her wedding. i hope they’re all invited. i hope Inej is her maid of honor. i hope Jesper and Wylan live so long that they get married. i hope Kaz, Inej, and Nina are sitting and laughing at the reception. i hope Kaz finally finds peace, and finds Inej.

i hope Matthias watches, the wolves beside him.