Will: Wait, So If We’re 70% Water, Isn’t Drinking Water Cannibalism?

jesper: who loses 57 coin tosses in a row? you know? heads she wins, tails i lose. jesper: wait a minute... kaz: yes, jes? jesper: i forgot to pick up my dry cleaning!

cassian: nesta, relax. go get a beer. nesta: i don't want a beer. cassian: who said it was for you?

i’m thinking about the fact that yelena probably found out about nat through the news bc the avengers didn’t know to call her. i’m in pain.

u know, i’m on twitter and tumblr because i like to compartmentalize. tumblr is for my fandoms and my long analysis on why scarlet witch is wearing black widow’s jacket. twitter is where i listen to people talk about political issues they heard about from instagram and have the worst takes i’ve ever heard. but, i feel like if we all try really hard, we can make this website the best of both worlds.

i’m just gonna continue to ignore all the signs that loki won’t be in love and thunder. i am blissfully blind in spite of the knowledge presented to me by the man i call god. (tom hiddleston).

seeing people begin to discover things on tiktok that originated on tumblr is a horrific and shocking experience

kaz: you know, i’m really glad you decided to learn Suli.

jesper: why?

kaz: once you’re fluent, you can annoy inej instead of me.

mor: eh, don't be so hard on yourself. if someone i was in love with was getting married... rhys: in love with? mor: yeah... rhys: i'm not in love with feyre. mor: oh! no, no, good, me neither. rhys: mor, i'm not going to feyre's wedding because she hates me and it would be really uncomfortable. not because, i’m in love with her! i mean, hey, y’know, i like feyre as much as the next guy, y’know? clearly I have feelings for her, but feelings don’t mean love! i mean, i have loving feelings for feyre. yeah! i have feelings of love, but that doesn’t mean that i’m in love with her. y’know? i have sexual feelings for her, but i do love her. mor: ... rhys: oh my god! why didn't you tell me? mor: we thought you knew! rhys: "we?" mor: yeah, we all know, we talk about it all the time! rhys: you all know?? does feyre know?? mor: oh, no, feyre doesn't know anything. rhys: oh, i can't believe you didn't tell me. mor: well, because we thought you knew. it's so obvious! god, it'd be like telling amren "hey, you like jewelry."

kaz: okay, that's it, so everybody knows. it's official. we're moving in together. no turning back. are ya scared? are ya?! inej: ...no. kaz: wow, that was my scariest voice. you're very brave.