only lil shits bring pepsi
Finally got the correct nametag for our deputy Seed!!
After seeing this post by @havingsomemorejohnlarks, I had to remind people (Jacob) how important Staci is.
Don't forget to take care of your local Stacis.
Lo, a divine spirit descended upon me following this proclamation, and spake unto me, saying, 'Go forth and deliver'.
And I hearkened unto the call, and I delivered.
So I was googling something and saw that the Russian localization of the game does not call the brothers:
Джейкоб (Jacob) Джозеф (Joseph) Джон (John)
but instead uses the Slavic biblical variations of the names
Иаков (Iakov) Иосиф (Iosif) Иоанн (Ioann)
And I realized that the same can be done in Armenian. Thus, I present to you the Seedian family:
Հակոբոս (Hakobos) Հովսեփ (Hovsep) Հովհաննես (Hovhannes)
Among these three, the biblical and modern forms are the same except for Hakobos vs Hakob
hakob: it's nice to finally meet your colleagues, deputy bratt
bratt: you son of a…
One day, this shall be a proper edit. Today, it is just a sketch with Bostaci scaring the living shit out of Jacop (by dropping a sick album?) I mean, look at him, bro can literally turn off the sun. Anyone would be rightfully horrified.
they give "the tyrannic professor and his unfortunate TA" energy in every universe
and I love them for that
this has some strong Timon and Pumbaa vibe to it