Keeping Up With The Seedians

Don't Bite the Hand That Feeds You

Once you're in, you're in. There's no getting out.

At first, you take their money. Then, one day, you realize it's their leash.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

Everybody's got a price. The trick is figuring out what yours is.

In the wise words of @pande-monty-um "HE IS EVERY OLDER BUTCH LESBIAN"

Sorry (?), not sorry(?)

Jacob had learned this one in Iraq and told it to Staci before, you know, going and dying on a hill.

DO YOU THINK STACI HAS BURIED JACOB?

When logic and rebellion Have all but gone astray And Jacob's wolves are circling And John's tattoos mark your way Remember what the Father said: "Help me Faith Help me Faith"

3D Staci

I made this sheet before Jacob's, it turned out a bit worse, and I am angry about that. But still, feel free to use (or stare 👀). Here is a higher-than-tumblr-quality version.

Deputy Stacy Pratt

One of your fellow Hope County Deputies who's a good cop when his ego doesn't get in the way.

I can't believe this description is official. It hurts :/

Randomly found this photo of Adam and Steve in my files.

The Beauty and The Beast

I honestly don't know who gave Stacy the right to be this pretty. I am pratty sure this level of handsomeness should be illegal. Jacob probably agrees with me. Anyway, I hope all of you find someone who looks at you like Jacob looks at Stacy. Or someone who looks at you like Stacy looks at Jacob.