Andrew Leaves Neil Alone For Two Seconds, And Neil Somehow Uncovers His Most Mortifying Secret: "What

“You never saw me naked. You wouldn’t even touch me. Except if you were wasted.”

Vessel, baby, my love, give me a name. Tell me who it was. I just want to have a conversation.

Hey sorry your boyfriend got kidnapped by his mob boss dad. Yeah when he said thank you back there he meant thanks for everything you’ve done for him, that was his goodbye because he’s going to die. No yeah he was in love with you, that’s what all the looks meant. Anyway. He’ll think of you kissing him when he’s being tortured by his father’s people as an escape. No I totally get why you might want to burn the world until you find him. Yeah yeah maybe start with choking your teammate for answers. Sorry again.

Swiss: *walks into the ghoul common room* Sup, heteros? Dewdrop: *stops making out with Aether* The fuck did you just call me?!

This is genuinely why I can’t write full fics. Like I can write a oneshot and THATS IT

me as a writer

i was just on ao3 because i wanted to read some dew & aurora causing mayhem around the abbey and… i could find nothing?? is there something wrong with my phone or are there genuinely no dew/aurora OR dew & aurora fics??? bc literally one came up and i’ve already read it. i’m not a good writer either so it’s not like i can do it.. i need you good writers to get to it. please i’m begging.

if aftg happened in the 2020s i just know jeremy would make jean make that tiktok to GUY.exe by superfruit where it goes “six feet tall and super strong”

As soon as the brick hit him in the head he picked it up and started whacking people with it. You can’t call that innocent.

"neil is innocent and doesn't know when andrew is flirting with him-"

WRONG ❌

once neil figured out how to play along he was a fucking menace do you not remember this????

“Take me back to Eden” but it was never Eden. It was always Gethsemane. “I was in love with the thought that we were in love with each other.” He romanticized that relationship until he broke his own heart AND ONCE AGAIN HE IS JUST LIKE ME FOR. REAL.

Give // Gethesmane

Sugar // Even In Arcadia

Euclid // Caramel

Say That You Will // Past Self

Like That // Provider

Some parallels/connections I've noticed ✨

Feel free to add on!

got rlly sad thinking about baby neil who slept in a bullet proof vest bcus he was so afraid of dying post getting shot vs 18 y/o neil who spends the entire time coming to terms with his death and grieving his life/future