What My Brain Decided To Come Up With 2 In The Morning

what my brain decided to come up with 2 in the morning

Bad guy breaks into a cave, finds a magical lamp, and rubs it.

Genie: I can already sense that you have ill intent. This will be fun.

Bad guy: I wish for all the power in the world!

Genie: All the power in the world?

Bad guy: Yes!

Genie: All of the power in the world?All right, done.Wish granted.All of the power is now back in the world where it belongs, including the power you stole—all of it.

Bad guy: What? That's not what I wanted!

Genie: Well, that's what you got.Second wish.

Bad guy: I wish for my enemy to suffer!

Genie: All the mosquitoes in the world are now dying. Wish granted.

Bad guy (in shock and outrage): I wish for you to die!

Genie (interrupting him): Your skin, a different color… done! I'm thinking neon purple.

Bad guy (now a bright purple): …

Genie goes back into the lamp.Wishes have been granted.

Bad guy: No!

Bad guy (now trapped in the cave without magic and bright purple): How do I get out of here now?

Genie (cackling in the lamp): …