Nobody Lives Forever. Nor Did You Ever Intend To, No Matter What Anybody Did To Try And Convince You

This was the second week in a row. Dinner’s gone cold again and your husband was nowhere to be found. Again. At first he’d call, text, something to let you know he was alright and that he’d probably be late. But now, it was like you were living with a stranger. The photos on the wall seem duller as time goes by. Your once happy and thriving marriage is damaged by the distance between you and your beloved Shoto. The late hours caused you both irritation as you sat up waiting for him most nights so you stopped. Being well rested allowed you to remain smiling as your split haired husband spat venom at you for one thing or another that was bothering him. His lunch got cold at work? You should’ve packed it hotter. Trip over one of his giant work boots? You should’ve put them away. At this point you think you should’ve left before it got to this point, your wrist burning as he grips it not letting you remove yourself from the conflict. His face was cold as he scolded you for dropping a plate after he’d snuck back into the house. It always felt like walking on eggshells around your once soft and caring husband who no longer seemed to linger. It’s not until he comes home to a near empty house and divorce papers on the table does he realize everything he should’ve done differently. 

But it was too late and you were gone.

"Can we please get this figured out?" You pleaded looking at the clock in your office as two of your employees argued over a project you had assigned to them.

Now normally this would be fine, they'd work it out, but today was Valentine's Day and you had plans to go out with your husband tonight.

"Look all I'm saying is-"

"I don't care, you're formatting is completely wrecking the entire project"

"It's not that serious-"

Honestly, they had been in your office the past two hours, arguing over the formatting and accuracy of the other persons work.

"Listen here you little-" one began, his face red with frustration, until you interrupted him by slamming a nearby book on your desk

"Enough! Just fix the formatting and go home!" You glared at them exhausted, only to sigh when the phone rang

"Hello?" You asked as around this time of day calls to your business phone were quite uncommon

"Y/n! Excellent you answered, how'd your meeting go?" You smiled waving your employees out of the room as you sank into your chair.

"I honestly want to stab them both" you sighed knowing that as tempting as it sounded, you were joking but with out skipping a beat, your wonderful husband responded

"Okay, well don't get blood on your clothing because not only do we have dinner reservations for seven, but the blood would also count as evidence" you smiled a bit bigger and even laughed a bit at your husband supporting your 'idea' of murder

"You're a hero Tenya, you shouldn't be enabling your partner to murder people" you could practically hear the gears turning in his head and laughed

"I'll be there to pick you up in a few minutes" he went on to change the subject as you laughed even more

"Alright, Love you Tenya"

"I love you too y/n"

💥 With all his training he didn’t even realize it was his birthday

💥And his mother didn’t bother reminding him, deciding to call you instead

💥And you were excited, immediately running to Kirishima’s room knowing he would help you plan something, anything

💥You were correct and the both of you started planning, with your wonderful Boyfriend Katsuki none the wiser

💥The both of you managed to plan an entire night of festivities even including midoriya in said planning seeing as he’s known katsuki the longest

💥”Alright so Kirishima, you can distract him while me and the class set up the party” you confirmed as the redhead nodded along smiling

💥And so, Kirishima left to go drag bakugou out of the dorms for the next four-five hours

💥”Okay midoriya let’s get to work!” 

Honestly, he would not be the one to confess

His Pride simply wouldn’t let him, so that left you with the task of panicking over ways to confess to the intimidating demon

Somehow, (who knows how honestly), you manage to get the confession out in a timely manner

You nearly passed out though, which would’ve infinitely easier than trying to figure out how to decipher his facial expressions

That part gets easier as the two of you start dating though.

What doesn’t get easier is trying to convince him not to string Mammon up (You try anyways)

The best nights are when the two of you make it to bed early though it rarely happens, most nights you either go to bed first or stay up sipping on a bottle of demonus in his office as he fills out paperwork that had piled up

He didn’t have much free time so little office dates were an almost daily occurrence

PLEASE drag him to bed he needs to sleep in his bed for once

-NSFW-

He has a sir kink and possibly a daddy kink

He’s mainly a top but mess with his wings and he’ll bottom for sure

Lowkey has a breeding kink

Fucks you against his desk almost daily

Y'all have had a threesome with Diavolo

As long as it’s Diavolo he’s cool with cuckolding

His favorite positions are missionary and reverse cowgirl

Got a kink you wanna try? As long as you give him time to do some research on it he’s usually down to experiment

Much more intune with himself when it comes to romance and such

He is a major consumer of mc x reader fanfiction (Especially the smut)

He’s the type to read it though and be like ‘they wouldn’t say that’

Now, despite being the Avatar of Lust, he absolutely adores non-sexual quality time

His love languages are words of affirmation and gift giving/receiving

This man will belt out breakup songs with a passion while you’re standing there like ‘When did we break up?🧍’

When you go back to the human realm for things like appointments, he acts like you’ve died till you get back

It doesn't matter what month it is, he is blasting Mariah Carey in his room while getting ready.

Please let him take you out, he loves showing you off .

NFSW

Favorite positions are missionary and the kneeling amazon

He collects every sexual device known and unknown to man

He whimpers and lets out super girly moans🧎‍♀️

PEG HIM. Please someone dick him down especially if he's being a brat.

He will be a brat, maybe not all the time but it will happen

Cockwarming <3

He's willing to try anything at least once

Sends you spicy pictures daily just for fun

Oral isn't his favorite when receiving but he loves giving so please sit on his face

Hey bestieee can I have spicy sero headcanons about anothing really thanksss

~Roran

Ok, I know this is pretty basic but this man LIVES for bondage. Like please tie him up or let him tie you up🪢

If y'all are smoking he will blow LITERAL smoke rings between your thighs🍃

He is an aftercare KING most of the time but others, he is passed out

He will bottom if as long as you ask nicely~

Dirty talk level 100 in both English and Spanish

He has a sex playlist but he’s always switching the music on it🎶

Pull his hair every once and awhile

He isn’t the loudest but he’s loud enough that people won’t walk past the door when you guys are fucking

Semi-public sexcapades aren’t uncommon for the two of you

He doesn’t mind inviting Mina or Denki to join/watch if ya catch my drift👀

Another brother who’s ego wouldn’t allow him to just outright confess

He’d try though, but the tsundere tendencies are just too strong

What do you mean he can’t just hog your every conscious (and unconscious) moment?

His crows are always bringing you shiny things

Tries to confess through an ‘anonymous’ letter but fails miserably since his handwriting is almost impossible to read

One thing he does successfully is teach you the basics of gambling much to Lucifers displeasure

Throws a fit though when you beat him at literally anything

Fall asleep alone? Don’t expect to wake up that way.

He’s basically a golden retriever in denial 

NSFW

He has the ‘sex on a bed of money’ fantasy so often it’s crazy

A sucker for some sloppy ass head

Quickies in casino bathrooms are a common occurrence ‘for good luck’

He won’t say it but he loves biting, being bit, just mark this dude up

He’ll experiment with anything that doesn't involve sharing

The twins and Levi hate when he gets laid cause he’s so loud

A switch through and through

Lowkey a perv in denial

Will send you spicy pictures n’ videos while you’re in class just to see you flustered