Xavier: You Look Good In That Hoodie.

IDK IF YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN THE OG VIDEO BEFORE BUT I CAN HEAR STINKYASHERS VOICE IN MY HEAD READING IT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

Simon: hey just double checking but you cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow night right? I'm dying to go to that new place like I can't-

Xavier: *confused stare*

Simon: oh sorry. Dinner. tomorrow. Me!

Xavier: YAY!! *Claps*

Nicole: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand bucks?

Simon: I would slap Xavier for free.

Xavier, shocked: I'm your best friend!?

Simon: No, I just really want to slap you.

Xavier: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Claire: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Xavier: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Claire: Yeah, perfect.

Maddie: Why are Charley and Yuri sitting with their backs to each other?

Wally: They had a fight.

Maddie: Then why are they holding hands?

Wally: They get sad when they fight.

Simon: Wake me up…

Claire: Before you go go!

Nicole: When September ends…

Xavier: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

Wally: Charley, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Charley: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Wally: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Rhonda.

ok chat this is the last one for today ok

I still think it’s wild that Simon’s only problem with Xavier is that he’s just staring like crazy. I mean mans literally unscrewed the lid of a mf salt shaker and proceeded to spill it around playing it off as an accident. How the hell can you pretend it’s an accident when the lid is literally screwed off and why did Sandra or Janet not question it??? I digress.

School Spirits (2023-25) 2.05 Ghost Who's Coming to Dinner

Simon: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

Simon: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Xavier: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Simon: Seize the dick.

what if I just fling myself off a cliff pls I cannot take heartbreak of a horrible ending fr 😭😭😭

I saw an article earlier from the cast of School Spirits talking about season 2, and how the finale is going to be craaaazy, and it said something like "imagine the worst thing ever, and then it's even worse than that."

so now i'm worriedddddd lol