IDK IF YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN THE OG VIDEO BEFORE BUT I CAN HEAR STINKYASHERS VOICE IN MY HEAD READING IT

[fully ignoring the fact that janet got bagged and kidnapped as I scuff my feet against the floor because I'm not yet mentally ready to theorize about whatever the Fuck is going on with that plot thread] man... simon is such a great character huh. he's kind of like a feral cat that's hanging on by a thread and I love him a lot.

Rhonda: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Charley: I think you mean cards.

Rhonda, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.

Simon: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Xavier: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Nicole: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Claire : One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*

Wally: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Rhonda: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.

Maddie: if you want information it is

Charley: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

Wally: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Maddie: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

NOOOO I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE BUT HIS ASS IS BACK PLS 😭😭😭😭

Rhonda pleading her case to her fellow spirits: Mothers and fuckers of the jury...

Rhonda: Quinn and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Quinn: Sentences.

Rhonda: Don't interrupt me.

Xavier: Chillax!

Simon: That's not a word.

Xavier: Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most.

I would like to say that while I am a Xavier/Simon shipper (just a smidge) I have loved and appreciated Simon as a character by himself from the start of season 1 and he remains my favorite irrevocably ☝️ pls let the record show I am a Simon fan above all else ‼️

when the fandom finally starts to like appreciate Simon but its because hes now being shipped with xavier