Sam: If You Had To Choose Walker Or Whatever Money I Have In My Pocket What Would You Choose?

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If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

Peter: Tony

Tony: Yes Spidy

Peter: What's an alcoholic

Tony: Well you see those two birds up there, an alcholic would see four.

Peter: Tony there's only one bird up there.

Tony: Fuck!

Here's a quote I saw today

"I want AI to do my laundry and dishes so I can do art and writing, not for AI to do my art and writing so I can do my laundry and dishes"

- Joanna Maciejewska

Y/n: so if you were in this age group you are most likely to experience a serious violent crime: 10-12, 13-16, 18-21, 15-18

Loki: 10-12

Y/n: no its 18-21

Loki: clearly this is not based off my life

Y/n: yeah im not going to open that can of worms

Bonus :

Y/n: you next.

Nat: alright shoot

Y/n: men in this state statistically buy small sized protection: Pennsylvania, Kentucky,

Nat: Missisipi

Y/n: i didnt even-

Y/n: thats right

Nat: i knew it

Loki: now that is a can of worms i would like to open

Steve: what do you want to eat?

WinterSoldier: the souls of the innocent

Bucky: a bagel

WinterSoldier: NO!

Bucky: two bagels

Wanda: im so existed for this mission

Sam: yeah lets get this show on the road you coming nataha?

Nat: alright im coming. Alright bye y/n

Y/n: goobye nat

Nat: and steve the only reason i want to hear from you is if somene is dying or dead

Steve: ok

Nat: alrigh have fun guys

Steve: alright want do you want to do first

Bucky: can we practise our self defence

Y/n: yes i think it would be very educational

Steve: for sure i could show you some moves. You guys wanna do that too?

Peter: okay

Clint: we always like a good fight

Tony: im putting five bucks on the Russians

Steve: ok you and me y/n im going to put my arm aroumd you like this ok?

Y/n: bucky now!

Steve: wait what?!

Bucky: peter get his feet!

Peter: ok!

*steve: passed out*

Y/n: whoops

Peter: is he breathing

Bucky: yes he's breathing

Y/n: i got his phone

Nat: *phone rings* steve someone better be or-

Y/n: steve is unconscious

Nat: wait what??

So like anyone here like the school for good and evil???

Washington: oh yeah ill look it over nice work

Hamlinton: good thanks dad

Everyone: *stares*

Hamlinton: why is everyone starting at me?

Eliza: You just called General Washington dad

Hamilton: what? Nobi didnt i said thanks man

Washington: do you see me as a father figure Alexandre

Hamilton: what?! No! If anything i see him as a bother figure cause youre always bothering me

Madison: hey show your father some respect

Hamilton: i didnt call him dad!

Washington: No no no. Alex i take it as a compliment

Burr: its no big deal i called theodosia mom once and she's my fiance.

Hamiltion: guys jump on that burr has psychosexual issues

Jefferson: old news but you calling the general daddy

Hamilton: hey daddy is not on the table here

Seabury: but you did call call him dad dude

Hamilton: you shut up youve done nothing but lie since you got here

Bucky: I have tried to kill you multiple times and every single day i think about killing you. It's the only thing that brings me joy.

Sam: You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.

Sam: yell the first word that comes to mind

Y/n: DADDY!!

*bucky: looks at Y/n*

Y/n: i meant bucky