Latest Posts by sharktic-waters - Page 2
inspired by the scariest words my dm has ever said to me and the subsequent coolest (AND SCARIEST) scene of my life
I need to run a survey really quick. This isn't serious, but I need people to cooperate and not cheat for the sake of it because it'll skew the results.
Imagine you wake up tomorrow and you realize you (and everyone else in the world) can turn into an animal (And back into a human) at will.
Please go to this link to see what animal it will be for you:
(this is random, and yes, you only get one, no redos)
With this in mind, please reply to the following questions as truthfully as possible based on your current situation. (Not an ideal fantasy one.)
I am utterly captivated by this video series that Taryn Delanie and friends have been making on TikTok
MOON DAY!
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It’s so Joever, we lost the Ellen 50/50 yesterday
Got Koleda at 76 pulls and am now working to speedrun as many pulls as I can before the banner ends. I’ve stocked up 30 more pulls and don’t know how many more I can stockpile before it’s joever for good
Meanwhile I got sharkboo at 30 pulls so here’s hoping Ellen decides to feel the same this time.
I did manage to c6 Soukaku for nine total soukakus pulled so far
If Nerfs are supposed to be the Star Wars equivalent for cows, do they have a profession called nerfboy that every other child thinks would be rad or does bounty hunter and outlaw just fill that niche
“Which character is your favorite?”
Being part of a fandom where every character is likable or there is a larger ensemble cast where everyone is a good character means everyone is your favorite in the same way as the scientific concept of equilibrium. Like my favorite is usually just whichever one I last saw a post or interacted with media for, but I interact with media for all of them constantly cause they are all likable. This results in the favorite spot in my brain being exactly like equilibrium, where people think that means it’s just all split equally and that’s that, but really it’s actually that it’s dynamic and always switching back and forth to average in a tie between them all, so like yes it is all of them but no it is not a consistent non-moving thing, it’s something constantly changing but that doesn’t mean they aren’t all my favorites, ya know?
Got Von Lycaon from the standard banner at 50 pulls, now I just need to get Ellen to come home like that
Just started playing ZZZ, and somehow I’m the only one of all my friends who’s going to be playing it so I guess I might be a ZZZ blog for a bit so I can talk about it. I love the animation style, the squash and stretch is really funny, the Cunning Hares are epic girlfailures and a lot of the expressions remind me of Girls band cry. I’ve got some grinding to do it f2p but here’s hoping my fellow shark, Ellen, comes home.
tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it
Just remembered that Samus Aran has genetic modifications, and then thought about her saying “Scott Steiner math” and now I’m surprised nobody ever uses that for incorrect quote memes cause like, “I’m a genetic freak, I’m not normal…” and “I got 141 2/3 chance of winning” are some insane quotes. Especially in full quotation
if there was any justice to chess, becoming the world chess champion would let you make one small en-passant level rule change to the game for the duration of your reign. like Carlsen beats Anand and he is ceremonially cloaked with the King's Crown and the Scepter of Chess and he says "uhhh, thanks guys. as my first decree as Chess Champion, pawns on the A and H files can capture forwards as well as diagonally" and the crowd goes wild. and grimly, chess masters around the world throw out their plans for "Vishy's Chess, Openings and Theory, 3rd ed." and open a new word document titled "magnus_stupid_bullshit_chess_NOTES.docx" and start theorizing.
stumbled across some of my printer opinions that i don't recall writing but am correct about
I’ve been going nuts listening to HalaCG’s “Gambler” song, if anyone has any recommendations for similar sounding pseudo-operatic songs. I need to hear them.
Alright new Brucie Wayne headcanon time.
We all know the classic “airheaded Brucie Wayne doesn’t understand the prices of everyday objects because of his wealth” take. We also generally know that even as Bruce Wayne he probably still has a fairly skewed understanding of what counts as affordable due to being in the rich part of the city. Realistically even as Batman he probably objectively knows what the economy of Gotham looks like for the most part but is still a little out of touch due to basically never going into a supermarket.
Now for the twist, what if during those years away training and basically becoming Ryu from Streets, he did end up learning the price of commodities like food and clothes, BUT he only knows it for other countries currency.
Imagine if that knowledge casually translated to Brucie, where he’s giving an interview or he’s on a tv show like jeopardy or family feud, and they ask him some question like “How much do you think it costs to buy 8 apples?” And Brucie Wayne just pulls out some random currency to approximate it. Almost nobody knows what the current exchange rate is between these different currencies off the top of their head and Brucie doesn’t seem to be able to convert it either.
It becomes a whole thing, where anytime someone asks Brucie how much something cheap costs he’ll answer in any other currency besides the U.S. Dollar.
Now imagine if someone decided to specify that his answer needs to be in USD, he just takes a moment stares off into the distance and when they decide to finally ask if he’s alright he just goes “oh no sorry, I just needed to convert it. It’d be about x amount of money USD.” Just completely blowing the concept that yes, Brucie Wayne is capable of converting between these random currency exchange rates off the top of his head, yes he can do math mentally, and yes he knows what the price of these everyday goods are, but only in other countries, thereby proving previous claims, that he was just getting lucky pulling random numbers off the top of his head, were false.
Even more remarkable is sometimes when it’s looked into, the only places with prices as low as Brucie suggests in that particular currency are basically slums which brings up a whole new slew of questions, like “WHY DOES BRUCIE WAYNE SEEM INTIMATELY FAMILIAR WITH THE SLUM PRICES OF THIS TINY TOWN IN ANOTHER COUNTRY”
Just adds a whole new dimension of lore to Brucie Wayne that Gothamites could go nuts over.
People mistaking fanon as canon irl
you’ve heard of the mortifying ordeal of being known, now get ready for the
