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boil eggs and my eggy is explodin oh god

mm m. ..

Cat food

Hey do you guys wanna see what I'm eating rn

Alice Werebird AU, inspired by Peregrine Falcons

Colored in MS Paint

i have a small hyperfixation

hey hey hey i know the invert color then turn properties to black and white trick, anyone else???

some images i made for my paper titled “How to create artwork in Microsoft Paint with greater skill than that of your 12-year-old self”

ah, the benefit of tumblr: I can talk about an odd occurrence that's incredlbly specific but nobody will pay attention

Anyways,

So I am an incredibly boring looking person, Brown haired white girl, so in theory I am just a face in the crowd, love that,

Except,

Everyday, I go to school in a signaturely colored winter bunny hat. Why? Its cold af! But it is fucking purple and a novelty item most people only wear once. Nobody else wears that!

So I mind my own dang business, going to school in my hat and a mask, completely unrecognizable as myself until

"oh hey! Good morning Bunny hat girl! "

and in that moment of being nicely shouted at across the walkway, I felt my soul leave my body.

everyday I make a choice, and it's the wrong choice.

My god

are you seeing this shit

thanks

Yknow. I shouldn't be surprised that was an actual party horn sound effect and not like. A rick roll. But I am.

....

i love so much having to inform my teachers that they cant schedule classes for 7 straight hours without a single thirty minutes break, and people responding like lunch breaks arent necessary. Medical issues exist ffs.

Is my birthday. Had a nice day i suppose (a college final is a lot more tolerable than a funeral). Woo

it’s crazy how i don’t know what any of you do for school/uni/work? who are you guys outside of tumblr? what do you work as?? 

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

Snippet Fic: Hellish Halloween

(My first fic on this account, something short and sweet I didn't have time to post before halloween ;-;. If y'all want more, just ask)

Premise: Alucard+OC banter

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The library was by far the quietest place in the whole manor, nobody came around here except when scrambling for extra research material they couldn't just find on the internet. This was quite rare nowadays, aside from old manuscripts or books with singular copies that were miraculously preserved in this place. It was peaceful, the only sounds being the turning pages and the soft crackling of the fireplace. 

After long days of looking into rather morbid or occult subjects, I liked to hide away in there, on the couch by the fireplace, reading whatever book caught my eye. Sometimes the books would bore me to sleep, other times I'd be so absorbed that I'd read until the book was over. A small slice of home to me.

There was only ever a slight hiccup, a certain annoyingly curious eldritch man. He visited when he came to inform me of someone else requesting my presence, or just to spout some asinine nonsense about immortality. I respected him in concept, but frankly, I could do without his presence.

So there I was, reading through a book all about oceanic life in the depths of the deepest trenches, while the outside world was only illuminated by the full moon. The only thing to interrupt that comfortable silence was the library door creaking open and a looming presence approaching.

"Why exactly have you come to pester my relaxation today, Alu?" I could practically hear his smirk as he approached without even glancing back at him.

"Miss Alice, do you know what day of the year it is? I think this should be the one day you don't coop yourself up in here." I glanced back at him, raising a tentative eyebrow.

"Its October 31st…surely you don't celebrate halloween" he merely chuckled at my statement.

"I quite like walking through the streets, barely worth a glance to celebrating youths" I could only scoff at him.

"Of course, everyone knows you always look like a halloween horror monster." He stepped closer to me, sitting himself down on the other end of the couch.

"I'll take that as a compliment, coming from someone like you." 

"Whats that supposed to mean?" I said as I set into a glare in his direction.

"Means what ever you want it to mean, Little Miss." 

"Don't call me that."

"Right Right, I'll try my hardest to refrain" he waved his hand in the air as he spoke "hows that new book?"

"Pretty boring and technical…I likely won't finish it."

"Oh well, Seras insisted on pumpkins for carving, if you want to take out some frustration on a helpless gourd."

I set my book down and stood "sure, i'll disembowel a pumpkin." 

He stood as well, and I followed him out of the library and down the hall to the kitchen, where Seras was already eagerly dumping out the guts of a pumpkin into a bowl. 

I barely spoke to him as i carefully removed the top of my own pumpkin, and dug out every bit of guts within.

"What kind of carving are you planning on?" Seras asked inquisitively, ever the chipper one of us.

"Just some 'spooky' stuff, bats, a cat, a moon…nothing particularly difficult" 

I looked over at alucards pumpkin, watching him stab a face into its front without removing a single bit of the insides, orange guts spilling out of its 'mouth' on to the table.

"I don't think that's how it's supposed to be done…" was all I could muster while staring at the sight.

"Doesn't it look far more interesting?"

"Yeah, its about as interesting as a crime scene" that made both vampires in the room give a small snicker.

"Yes, that seems to be true" was all he said, before we continued our tasks without another word.

Eventually, we all had completed our masterpieces,  taking them out to sit on the front porch. Seras, a relatively standard spooky pumpkin, smiling with a row of roundish fangs. Mine, a scene straight out of a classic halloween poster, with bats flying over a forest with a single cat at center stage. Then there was Alucards, a pumpkin with a twisted sharp fanged smile, its guts still spilling out of the cuts, and a noticeable gun carving on the side.

I stared at his creation "its…missing something" I looked up at him, snapping my fingers in realization.

"Need something li-" i swiped his hat, plopping it down on the pumpkin.

"There, now it's perfect." He let out an amused chuckle, ruffling my hair with his hand.

"I'll let it go, just this once." With how his voice darkened a bit, I could assume he wasn't  kidding.

I looked up at him, flashing a smile and a scoff, with no apology in sight.

"Well, I’ll be going on my walk now…do you want to accompany me Miss?" 

I glanced back, Seras seemingly already left to relay tonight's humorous events to Sir Intega.

"Fine, more interesting than deep sea fish."

With that, we set off into that lively dark night, as I rushed to follow his longer strides.

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Thun Der Storm! Thun Der Storm!

universe can i maybe have a thunder storm please

Dressed up as alice for halloween, having an excellent time

I drew this very specific ace artist meme with Mothman because I wanted to feel some happiness specific to me.

ATTENTION!

FEUDALISM RESTARTING IN 10 SECONDS. CLASSES WILL BE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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why did it only just now occur to me that Alucard is just Dracula backwards. do they mention that IN castleva? or did they just straight up name him dracula but backwards and then move on

Alternate Outfit for Alice

perspective rooms are so fun to draw :)

I got a AO3 account, yay

New Character Ref for October 2022

got it done real quick, woo

I like stories where a normal human child is being raised by a sinister supernatural being who is totally malevolent except when it comes to their kid. Those are so much better than the “kids are scary” changeling type horror movies.

to post the first chapter of my first fic, or wait to get a few more chapters done, that is the question

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

Art by meeeeeeee

Okay listen, my college has three campus' about 45 minutes away from each other, and they are all in different cities. I have classmates that drive 90 minutes to get to the campus closest to me. This happens, an awful lot.

Just saw someone on campus stop the person ahead of me to ask for directions and this poor man just looks at the student's phone and goes "I don't know how to tell you this... you're on the wrong campus. You're in the wrong city."

If you put a lava moat, a piranha infested moat, and a boiling acid moat concentric with one another, you're just gonna get a lot of boiled piranha.

LOOK BUDDY. I can do a lava moat. I can do a moat composed entirely of boiling acid. With certain provisions for the animal welfare act, I can even do a piranha infested moat! But I cannot. provide. all three services simultaneously in the same godsdamned moat. You call any contractor in this industry they will tell you the same!!!!!!!