I just saw a light academia/ cottagecore text post that was like “I wish I could grow little flowers in my hair” and at first I was like *yeah, that would be dope* but ya know what NO it wouldn’t be, it would be awful. I can barely brush my hair on a GOOD day and now I wanna detangle and manage fLoWeRs ni sir it would not work for me. Not only that but buggggssss in your hairrrrr allll the timeee, you sit outside and a bee just lands IN YOUR HAIR I couldn’t do it. It’s a romantic, lovely, dreamy idea that I just thought way too hard about but wow no thank you
Ok but...
Bellatrix Lestrange is so adorable in that insane murderess kinda way
Starting a new thing (if it isn’t already)
Distracted academia aesthetic
Get good grades but can’t read a chapter of a book without mindlessly scrolling through dark academic lit posts or pictures of other books in between pages
Likes the IDEA of studying, cannot for the life of them make it through a chapter of that textbook without thinking about moving to England after getting into Cambridge or Oxford
Makes it through the classics in the pursuit of knowledge but took multiple years because of the allure of the ya fiction fantasy section at Barnes and noble
Writes handwritten letters for loved ones with little pressed flowers in them, but has the absolute messiest handwriting
Style fluctuates from dark academia style to only sweats for a week to whatever was on the floor when they woke up that day
Has read the classics a couple times and follows the text post fandom accounts, but couldn’t hold an in-person conversation about them because reasons
Loves to read but literally hasn’t picked up or finished a book in ages just because of the sheer number of things they are currently procrastinating at the moment
Either has 30 million things in there mind or has about -2, there is no in between
Is trying their best and deserves a hug :)
Distracted academia
I have decided that if I have a child, it’s name, regardless of gender, will be Perry. It’s perfectly gender neutral and meaningful to me as it is the name of one of my role models in life. They are protective, smart and overall caring to the people that love them.
Isaac Newton should be considered a queer Icon
Also I get major bi vibes from Ashoka. No particular reason
Simple reminder that Ashoka Tano in the Star Wars: Clone wars animated movie is the most sassy, sarcastic little shit in the entire universe and is the absolute best because of it
:)
Starting a new thing (if it isn’t already)
Distracted academia aesthetic
Get good grades but can’t read a chapter of a book without mindlessly scrolling through dark academic lit posts or pictures of other books in between pages
Likes the IDEA of studying, cannot for the life of them make it through a chapter of that textbook without thinking about moving to England after getting into Cambridge or Oxford
Makes it through the classics in the pursuit of knowledge but took multiple years because of the allure of the ya fiction fantasy section at Barnes and noble
Writes handwritten letters for loved ones with little pressed flowers in them, but has the absolute messiest handwriting
Style fluctuates from dark academia style to only sweats for a week to whatever was on the floor when they woke up that day
Has read the classics a couple times and follows the text post fandom accounts, but couldn’t hold an in-person conversation about them because reasons
Loves to read but literally hasn’t picked up or finished a book in ages just because of the sheer number of things they are currently procrastinating at the moment
Either has 30 million things in there mind or has about -2, there is no in between
Is trying their best and deserves a hug :)
Distracted academia
So do you ever zone out so hard you question everything but know you need to be paying attention so you’re like “hey bro, now is not the time to be questioning the sanctity of humanity” or like “dude, can we not focus on how we wouldn’t be here if not for some random walking fish?”
What if I just *replaces head with coral like Patrick in that one spongebob episode* all better
I have the overwhelming urge to get a dog and name it Fergus.
Ya know, before I had tumblr I had so many tumblr-worthy thoughts. Now, all I do is read shitty fandom themed headcanons and complain.