Sirius : Do You Consider Yourself A Morning Bird Or Night Owl ?

Sirius: you know what they say, shoot for the moon and if you miss atleast you will land one of the stars.

Remus: or suffocate in space, i suppose

James: truth or dare

Remus: truth

James: how many hours of sleep did you get today?

Remus: ...

Remus: dare.

James: go to sleep.

Remus: I hate this game

kidnapper negotiating with Remus: we have Sirius. give us 10,000$ and he will be returned to you unharmed.

Sirius: woah woah woah, you think i'm worth 10,000$ only?

kidnapper:

Sirius: I'M WORTH NO LESS THAN A MILLION

Remus: SIRIUS SHUT UP

James: Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit.

Peter: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Sirius: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.

Remus: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a freaking smoothie.

Lily: And we were talking about how to make a cake-

i am NOT going to stand here and listen to you accusing me of things i clearly did!

-sirius black

Sirius: Am i right, Remus?

Remus: Almost certainly not, but to be fair I wasn't listening.

"are you okay?"

no. im a marauders AND soc fan AND a directioner AND a swiftie.

if you stan the marauders, you are automatically hot. i don't make the rules

I am a bit like sirius black because I am too in love with remus lupin