Sirius: you know what they say, shoot for the moon and if you miss atleast you will land one of the stars.
Remus: or suffocate in space, i suppose
whatever it is you need good luck for, i wish you good luck. tests, job, home life, social life, mental health, physical health, love life. you name it. this post is wishing you good luck on all of that.
the amount of pride i have for knowing and loving andrew garfield before nwh is concerning
looking at old photos of myself thinking not only is that girl dead but i killed her
kidnapper negotiating with Remus: we have Sirius. give us 10,000$ and he will be returned to you unharmed.
Sirius: woah woah woah, you think i'm worth 10,000$ only?
kidnapper:
Sirius: I'M WORTH NO LESS THAN A MILLION
Remus: SIRIUS SHUT UP
why the hell doesn't Sirius Black, Remus Lupin or James Potter exist?
Stop playing games, universe.
looking at old photos of myself thinking not only is that girl dead but i killed her
Peter : do you think laundry detergents have different tastes?
Sirius : yes
Remus: okay but why did you answer that so quickly
I switch between 'I don't give a f*ck about what anyone thinks' to 'oh lord, they're gonna think im so stupid and dumb' in one second
Remus: Why can’t you just say phrases correctly?!
Sirius: Well aren’t you just a ray of sunscreen