They’re So Great I Almost Cannot Bear To Look At Them

sorry to be feral on main but oh my god???

the cunt being served here is so intense it immediately ruptured my cells upon seeing this. i will not and can not recover from this, i fear.

Just realized it's really funky when I see 'lmaoooo' because that basically just means 'laugh my ass off off off off'

[Post-canon AU?]

I don't know how to tag this, so whatever

In many movies it's said that Dracula's wife always reincarnates, so that was the inspiration for this (Fem!Kunikida looks like a Barbie, I love her)

THEY FUCKING MATCHHHHH

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Oh my god I remember reading this for a University Sci-fi course

Holy shit this is the most beautiful humanoid representation I’ve seen

09 / it knows you.

Loosely inspired by one of my favorite movies, Annihilation

Holes was my childhood

Love me some onions

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

I made a DSMP storybook (with cutouts) inspired by Arthur Rockham's Sleeping Beauty silhouettes.

Full poem (in text) under the cut.

In the depths of a forest, a twisted man did dwell, with all he ever wished for, yet still his greed would swell. A prince of great might, with the earth at his feet, clad in a verdant cloak and a mask of ivory sheet. Though he owned all he sought, his essence was bare, devoid of the joy that his wealth could ensnare. With nothing left to own, he sought immortal life instead, for death he would defy. To be a God, he chose himself, in pride, he led— for none divine could die. One day, he chanced upon a boy who frolicked in the mead. For the first time, his heart was moved and it began to plead. "This child," he exclaimed, "Must be the key to my divinity, for what can move a God's heart, but a muse's affinity?" For weeks, he watched him with passion and zeal, and planned to keep this muse, to whom he would appeal. With gifts and good fortune, he lured the boy with ease, seeking nothing but for all his friendship in his kindly pleas. The boy, trusting and naïve, followed the False God's lead, his deceit spun like silken web, to which he paid no heed. The man betrayed him and drove his loved ones away, leaving the boy destitute, completely alone to sway. "Do not despair," said the False God, "for I will not leave you behind." He held tight to the weeping boy and promised, “To you, I will be bind.” "Never will I leave you," the False God declared, "I am your only friend. Forever, we'll be paired." The boy followed him, his obedience in vain. Often, he was struck, the man delighting in his pain. The boy tried to change, to avoid the man's ire, but nothing could satisfy the False God's desire. "You are my muse," he confessed with glee, "The key to my salvation, the one who'll set me free." He locked the child away in a vault without end, using him as a vessel for magic he could bend. The boy's pleas for mercy went unheard and ignored. Each time, he was destroyed, and again, he was restored. Every return to life, he was less the same, no progress made. The boy no longer smiled or laughed, his inner-light soon to fade. The False God gazed upon his work with horror and with fear, for now he knew his immortal life was impossible to near. He would die, alone and bereft in a world so vast, his muse no longer moving his heart, for at last he could see, that the boy was just an ordinary child, and nothing more than he.

While I have some of your attention, this is a heads up for the new users following me: bots are being a big nuisance once again and I'm going to be blocking the blogs with no avatar + no title.

Bots are known for staying low profile and building a "reputable" blog by liking posts and following blogs, and then start posting scams and other vicious links later.

If you do not build a profile for yourself you are indistinguishable from this:

I'm glad you're enjoying my things and I don't want to lock you out but PLEASE make yourself look like a person or you will end in the same bag as bots and end up blocked.

And by the way, your blog is a scrapbook of things you enjoy, that's what the reblog button is for! Find some aesthetic pictures or fandom posts or whatever and build yourself a little space, it's so much fun I promise

EDIT: If you were a real person that I blocked and would like to be unblocked, you can shoot me a message on my main blog

This was the first guy I got wildly wrong (also one of my first surprise guests) and I got so scared by him it took me a fuckin while before I stopped reflexively pulling up his wiki page

Surprise guest.