my fav bit of the interaction 😭
Love that he said Charles en not leclerc 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
I love this so much because
He said Charles, that is his husband
Charles may be his husband but he will still try and make the stewards pull him in to change his wing
Kisses are for at home, it's all competition on track 😂
Charles doesn't get anywhere near enough credit for how fucking funny he is.
YEAH. Like just because you reject one extreme doesn't mean you follow another. It reminds me of one post going "Boys are so academic core and girls are cottage core UwU" like BRO. What are you doing? The entire point of this is NOT putting people in boxes.
I have like this half formed idea that young women who are on the surface politically liberal, have also fallen into conservative thought pipelines, that are more subtle because they aren't from "RACIST GAMER PODCAST" and are instead from Emily on tiktok who is just recommending a lip gloss or whatever.
But it's similar. Like they use liberalisms to justify modesty, and to be anti porn and sex work, and to be pro makeup and refuse to unpack the anti feminist nature of the beauty industry. Like a lot of the things they use liberalisms to call "problematic" are right in line with more conservative beliefs.
Things like "girl dinner" "I'm just a girl" "demure and mindful" all of these are gender essentialist and infantalising to women and in line with a more conservative approach to femininity.
Which is scary because they are a lot closer to falling further into conservative ideas. They don't even have to own the identity of conservative to push the broader cultural agenda.
We see this in discourse around sex and sexuality a lot from young women.
In any case, we need serious education on the actual philosophies of feminism, and to push back against anyone pushing ideas of cultural modesty. Modesty is not a virtue, it's oppressive "oh but I just like it this way" have you unpacked why that is?
Not to mention it's bringing on a new wave of body image issues.
TERFS DNI this post is about all women
If a few million of us club together we could be the proud owner of the plane featured in many Verstappen mile high club fanfics.
I made a compilation of all the streaming sites I could find so far, so you don't have to fuck around in order to find a decent site to stream the races on during weekends. Most of these sites also offer the option to stream other sports, as well as F1 academy and other feeder series, so suit yourself! Preferably use Firefox or Brave browser to stream incase these don't work on Edge or Chrome.
Here's the spreadsheet--
Not a lot of people know this. They possibly cannot. Max hasn't slept with a lot of people, he doesn't like one night stands.
Charles gets to keep this information tucked close in his heart.
Max is the fiercest person he knows, the loveliest guy to ever exist. His eyes are blue and sparkle when he smiles and Charles could stare all day.
Everyone can. Charles is not naive, he has seen people eat Max alive with their eyes, he see people lust after his waist. He is not naive. He is a very lucky man.
The rookies follow him around like ducklings and the social media admins joke that they are his pups but Charles knows what the kids want. Ollie asked him for advice on asking someone out right after the shoot. Isack blushing when Max ruffled his hair. Kimi attached to his hip on the bus. Gabriel staying up late to sim race with his husband.
So yes. He prides himself on being the only one who gets to see this. Max, open, free and uncaring of the rest of the wild. Free to demand what he wants, beg for it and not feel ashamed of it. He loves the Max who rides him till black dots dance in his eyes, he loves the Max who shouts his name till the who world hears whom he belongs to.
But the part he loves the most is after. When he is tired and sore and pliant and can't move and he'd throw his arms around Charles till they are close enough for Max to bury himself against Charles' chest.
The part where he gets up late and burns waffles, the part that kisses his maman's cheek and ruffles Arthur's hairs, the part that gangs up with Lo to bully him. He loves the boy that sneaks into his motorhome after a bad race, the boy who wears Charles' Ferrari hoodie in private, the boy who snuggles with his fur babies, they boy who insisted Leo is not his but loves him enough to get him a friend, the boy who kisses him hello, goodbye, good morning and good night and Charles wants it forever.
He will keep it forever.
It frustrates me that everytime the FIA control of the drivers comes up so much of the discourse focuses on the "let them swear they're not children" part (which is not entirely wrong but really comparatively so unimportant) instead of the part about neutrality, which isn't defined, or the part about moral injury to the FIA which is equally up to their own interpretation.
Max and Daniel before Austrian Grand Prix 2017
things i think about CONSTANTLY:
daniel handler said that everyone in a series of unfortunate events and the surrounding universe is jewish “unless stated otherwise”
the only time it could possibly have been considered “stated otherwise” is in the netflix tvv, when poe and his wife mention being the only kids in their class without b'nei mitzvahs
literally the only non-jewish characters in this series are the bankers
daniel handler is the funniest man alive
should have known a fic about max in brazil was yours
Clocked me immediately ❤️
Check out Mirror Lines here and the Rare Pair Collection here or here @rarepairfest. Lucky dip it! Be surprised!
Max Verstappen/ Sebastian Vettel | M | 5.2k
Mirrors were a funny thing. Stare into one long enough, and you might as well be looking at a stranger. Someone wearing your face, carrying your accomplishments, but so warped by time and circumstance that you couldn’t recognise them at all.
Everything seems to be going against Max in the lead up to Brazil. Sebastian might be the only one who understands.
probably gojo was expecting a different kind of roses but I don't see any complaints
My part for the @satosugusato event! 🤌💞
Kelly, P, the animals and Max’s discord kittens are going to be so embarrassed when they have to tell Baby Orb that Max is in his flop era (came second in one race)
more importantly my little brother who doesn't watch formula 1 but lives to torment me will check up the results and wait until the next time we see each other just to ask "what about verstappen hmmm?? 🤭" because that's what he does everytime max doesn't win by like 30 seconds.
i don't get songs stuck in my head
i get "satoruu, sashi ne" stuck in my head.
water
seb is sebmark posting and redbull is seb posting. what is in the water rn
Credits to @konqurer for the text post and @raikkoberg for the idea.
Carlando version by @raikkoberg
Do not be fooled by the Abhishek Sharma PFP, he is paler than fucking milk.
@konqurer bro I swear, the moment you said you became the best person alive. 😂
You may not be a white boy but even if ur desi ur light brown boy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I actually am pale as a vampire but ethnically I'm a brown munda bro please believe me 😭 "White boy" Itni bezzati zindagi me pehle kabhi nahi sahi maine ek sath 😭
Well i had fun drawing it
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