*lemony snicket voice* police cars say ‘protect and serve’ for the same reason a box of dry, unflavoured rice cakes might say ‘delicious treat’. rice cakes are not a delicious treat, nor are the police there to protect and serve, but if you are unfamiliar with either you’re likely to believe what you’re told.
I SAW THIS ON SUMMERWEEN!!! THANKS TUMBLR!!
gotta give credit to gravity falls for having a cartoon explicitly set during the summer but going
“hey we wanna do a halloween episode” “but it’s summer” “the town has a regional not!halloween called summerween fuck you”
Here is a version with the deadname blacked out
NTA-you stood up for your son
This is a pro-choice blog.
It’s an I wanted this baby but at my anatomy scan I found out my baby will die after it’s born blog.
It’s an I’m not financially, mentally or emotionally stable enough to bring a child into this world blog.
It’s an I can’t live with the result of my sexual assault blog.
It’s an I miscarried but the fetus will not evacuate on its own blog.
It’s an I will die if I carry this to term blog.
It’s an I don’t want to be fucking pregnant blog.
It’s a pro-choice blog.
If you see this decision as a win, educate yourself. People with uteruses WILL die. And if that’s okay with you, don’t claim you’re pro-life.
Oh, and a big, fat FUCK YOU.
Haven't seen worm Hooty yet. Come on guys, he's a worm demon it's right there
*enters siblings room*
it's dinner time
*leaves without fully closing the door*
I’m right and I should say it
brooo, this is making my inner child so happy!!!
This is officially the greatest time to be alive
does anyone else remember that tv show called Takapu from nz in the early 2000s??? is it just me??