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I’m glad this emote returned cause now I can bother my bro

Glaz swearing in Russian is my aesthetic.

a small note for those who have no idea what he is saying: “grenade, fuck! grenade! motherfuck!”

блять (blyat’) - fuck ёб твою мать (yob tvoyu mat’) - literally it does mean “fuck your mother”, but we use it figuratively when we are frustrated or angry, because things just went south.

Dear NRS:

Sincerely, 

Ermac & Kenshi fans.

The red desert is quiet… Too quiet for some… 

 Time to make some noise.

Gremlin Stitch

Sims: Merry Christmas everyone!

Bell: With the way this year is going, it’s more like Merry Crisis.

Lazar: *chokes on air*

Park: *glares*

Woods: *appaled*

Mason: *dying inside*

Hudson: *disappointed in everyone*

Adler: You know, you’re not wrong.

Gimme More | Mirage | Apex Legends

Wrench: Do you care if I take the skin off of this Furby?

Wrench: I want to make him a God. Once he’s free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He’ll take care of us.

Wrench: Also, I wanna softhack his circuits.

Josh: I literally could not care less, but never say something as frightening as that ever again.

a gif wont do it justice

Bell: [picks up a document signed by Adler] Russell E. Adler? What's your middle name?

Adler: Edward.

Bell: No, that can't be it. Let me guess. Elliott?

Adler:

Bell: Emilio?

Adler:

Bell: Elmo.

Adler:

Bell: Esteban Juilio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez?

Adler: what