The Red Desert Is Quiet… Too Quiet For Some… 

AMERICA 

RED Candy Soldier. His jaw-breaker helmet could only be broken by more jaw-breaker. (yes that is a miniature American flag in his neck)

When you don't have an under the bed so the monster just sleeps in your bed

-loud leg smack-

SCREAM

Fingers in his ass

what a rush! 

unbelievable super cool outrageous and amazing

its what y'all have been waiting for

The Legion - New Killer

I can’t wait for this shit 

Sally: “I’ll speak French between your legs,” is the hottest thing I’ve ever been told.

Evan: I’m just imagining someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis.

Freddy: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS.

Anna, wheezing heavily: titTY CROISSANTS—

Sally: None if you should ever be having sex.