I Can’t Wait For This Shit 

@galaxy-bri So.. I heard you wanted to see Primis Richtofen doing the Orange Justice dance.

Glaz swearing in Russian is my aesthetic.

a small note for those who have no idea what he is saying: “grenade, fuck! grenade! motherfuck!”

блять (blyat’) - fuck ёб твою мать (yob tvoyu mat’) - literally it does mean “fuck your mother”, but we use it figuratively when we are frustrated or angry, because things just went south.

[Mozzie as a dad]

Kid: Dad, there’s a monster under my bed!

Mozzie: Don’t be silly, monsters don’t exi- OH GOD IT’S TEARING MY ARM OFF! Haha, just kidding. They only eat kids. Goodnight!

we’re all fucking doomed just sayin’

Mirage when solo and killed the champion : Mood

[shopping]

Hudson: [adds almond milk to cart]

Woods: Hah! You love nut milk!

Hudson: [removes almond milk from cart]

i lo9ve it it so cute i think it would fit because like shes on both teams 

Non-official Candy Ms.Pauling. It looks fine to me now but I secretly know when I wake up I’m gonna want to kill myselllllfff huhuhu

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