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I should have cat ears and a prehensile tail but god hates me
Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"
Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*
Sex scenes should be cut out of all movies but they should be replaced by a series of strange avant- garde shots of industrial machines and objects grinding and rubbing and spinning and vibrating and whining and entering each other that implies some freak shit is going on
Ok sooooo. and DON'T be mad. We're going to boil you.
Today's Seal Is: Big Ass Fish. Just For Me
girlcock and boypussy. reblog if you agree
#literally me
tgirl who’s afraid to speak in most situations due to her low voice who also can’t help but loudly moan as you fuck her.
like/reblog if u are:
a bitch
a bastard
an all around fool
an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝
capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
rb if you want to lovingly kiss other trans people on the lips and fuck silly after
nobody is thinking about princess dick enough these days. have you noticed this
Stop struggling and take Mommy’s fucking dollar bill, dirty little vending machine.
#vending machine #vending machine nsft #autovendophilia
after careful consideration, i decided that meow meow meow meow meow
#unfortunately me
"what was your childhood like?" idk I wasn't there
sorry if i talk to you a lot and make excuses for talking to you its because i like you. and enjoy talking to you. yeah sorry. you can kill me if you want
#real
remember, if you ever see a trans girl working as a cashier, remember to offer her some relief. these poor girls are stuck working eight or more hours a day, dealing with idiot customers and having no place to cum inside of ;-; those huge bitch breakers in their pants are so fucking desperate to shoot a hot load inside of some tight hole. don't even wait for her break, just suck her off right under the register. since you're down there, just stay there all day and let her pump a dozen loads into your holes, it's the least you can do~
i don't think cisgendered women should be allowed to have pussy. those are for normal women only. go be null or maybe get some kind of proboscis
reblog this post to give the person you reblogged it from bigger breasts
#the antiboner pills my beloved
Estrogen is lit as fuck I love cumming so hard I almost fall off the couch, they should sell this in gas stations next to the boner pills
#me fr
sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead
trans girls r always going on about how their dicks too big or too small or how they can't get an erection anymore like I'm going huff your pubes and suck you off whether or not you can get hard is not part of the equation
Transbian Polycule with two programmers and a robot girl, is this anything?
If you don't give me attention I'll explode you with my mind powers that all trans women have
#me frfr
A trans girl is a kind of social animal that tends to flock with others of her kind, as this is where she thrives best.
very few Tumblr interactions are more gratifying than when one of your partners posts about you as though you are some sort of strange animal she encountered
Tgirl bringing another cute tgirl home and introducing her to all of her plushies
Except her plushies are just more tgirls tied up on her bed
You agree brelog this posr