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maids are soooo uppity nowadays 🙄 i ask her for 100 grapes and she starts with this backtalk about "but your highness last time you ate so many grapes at once you got a tummy ache" as if she knows better than me??? when im literally a princess

#unfortunately me

"what was your childhood like?" idk I wasn't there

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

Nobody has made me feel safer or more respected than the filthy perverted freaks I was warned about.

GAMZEE: “no one wwants to wwork anymore” DaMn RiGhT iNvErTiBrOtHeR. If I cOuLd SiT iN a BeAuTiFuL fIeLd FoR 40 hOuRs EvErY wEeK oF mY sInGuLaR pReCiOuS lIfE i WoUlD 

lycanthropy but you get gradually feminized every time you change

first full moon after you wake up in the woods wondering why your skin feels softer and your nipples are sore

you call yourself the “big” sister. yet you clearly have the smaller penis. interesting.

I hope you like nothing

tgirl whose penis has been so thoroughly atrophied by estrogen that the idea of her penetrating you is actually laughable.

“Wanna treat?” While you’re unbuckling your pants would actually work on me

I am a dumb dog and I very much so do want a treat