Yeah We're In The Same Boat

Is Jalph Cannon?

I thought I made that obvious back in 54.

If you hate Lily Evans you will die and go to hell

woah mama give them the Elvis Special (a bullet)

well thats too bad bcs im making a character.ai of this blog. woah mama.

Die in a hole or never show your face on my blog again

this.

Parents always say this:

"You're smart. Therefore, it's okay for me to expect more of you."

"You're smart. Therefore, I don't have to care how I explain things to you."

"You're smart. Therefore, it's okay for me to assume that any mistakes you make are intentional."

"You're smart. Therefore, if you say that you struggle with something, it's okay for me to assume that you're just lazy, afraid, lacking confidence, lacking motivation, or any other excuse to dismiss your struggles as fake.

but never this:

"You're smart. Therefore, I will put my authority aside and consider the possibility that you are right and I am wrong.

Like any abusive authority figure, they want you to be smart enough to uphold their authority but not smart enough to challenge their authority.

The biggest tragedy in Harry Potter is that Luna only got to commentate on one Quidditch match.

12 yo me would be SO disappointed and thrilled we still watch the same shows

fucking loser

you will NEVER be able to guess what this post from the official US government consumer product safety commission was in response to (under the cut)

two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse

“I have maladaptive daydreaming”

Kinda sad, implies that something sucky caused you to choose this coping mechanism, boring

“I am haunted by visions of an alternate reality”

Cool, mysterious, unique, makes you sound like some kind of sci-fi witch or wizard

just a warning my english teacher assigned us lord of the flies and that will probably be my personality for the foreseeable future