Woah Mama Give Them The Elvis Special (a Bullet)

THIS IS THE HARRY POTTER THE WOKE LEFT WANTS

sorry but i saw the cover and had to

Real love triangles connect on all sides. This advertisement is for Chaos King, the explosive finale to Kacen Callender’s New York Times bestselling dark academia fantasy series, Infinity Alchemist.

The art featured in this image is by Chris Sack.

WHAT IT’S ABOUT

Return to New York Times bestselling author Kacen Callender’s world of alchemy, power, and romance. A new dark and violent threat looms over New Anglia. Ash, along with his partners Callum and Ramsay, must band together to fight against powerful forces devoted to destroying their world as they know it in this riveting conclusion.

WAIT PEOPLE ARE USING THE PAPER CRANE SCENE TO MAKE IT DR*MIONE??? ITS SO DRARRY CODED

everytime a dr*mione edit jumpscares on my screen i think about the audacity those bitches have to steal romione and drarry canon scenes

like bro, hermione describing her amortentia? ROMIONE

the paper crane? DRARRY ASS SCENE

thats cultural appropriation 🙂‍↕️

Two weeks until the Ides of March!

The biggest tragedy in Harry Potter is that Luna only got to commentate on one Quidditch match.

of course i start my cycle on the ides of march

fanfiction authors notes strike again

Ralph did not in fact want to lock the fuck in🥲

lets make it both

I think it would be fucking hilarious if trump and or elon died on the ides of march