THIS IS THE HARRY POTTER THE WOKE LEFT WANTS

yippee we did it

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

can jd vance meet my parents next

Just so you all know, in the further interest of mocking the shit out of Felon Musk, moving forward I will be referring to "DOGE" as "DOUCHE," or the Department Of Unlawfully Curtailing Health and Education. Partly because that's what it really is and I think it's important to draw attention to that (especially the "unlawfully" part), partly because Kabosu deserves better, partly because Elon thinks he's so cool for naming a "department" for a meme and I want to take that from him, but also because Elon is exactly the kind of person who'd find "douche" to be the absolute worst kind of insult, and this way I can call him "the DOUCHE head."

Join me. Make him whine and wail on TV that it's not DOUCHE, it's DOGE. I want to see his shit shredded. Append it to him so thoroughly he can't get away from it.

Why is it my muse be inspiring me to write at midnight, always bloody midnight!? I have a life y'know! Ughh I just managed to finish writing a chapter and I'm sure it's bad cause I'm so fucking tired but also... I have... ideas (?).

Opening Tumblr on March 15th

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Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

tumblr users will reblog anything. have half a peanut

ONE MORE DAY

You can only reblog this on 14th march

we like the same things and i like your style ꩜‧ ₊ ˚ ♪

When you were a teenager and you wished to be treated like an adult, it's not because you were stupid or a "know it all". It's because for literally your entire life so far, you not being an adult was used as a justification to abuse you. When that happens, it's only natural to insist that you're an adult as soon as it seems even remotely possible.