My Writing Motivation When I Have Free Time: 404 Error Not Available

ONE MORE DAY

You can only reblog this on 14th march

this. this is why my worst fucking fears are my parents.

"You will never find someone who loves and cares about you like I do."

That's something abusive husbands say to their wives right before murdering them.

This is pure bullshit abuser propaganda.

Harry in book 6: Remember that time four years ago when Draco went into a shop and looked at some things?

Ginny: Remember the time I was possessed and nearly murdered by a fragment of Lord Voldemort's soul?

Harry: ...Wait what? That happened?

two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse

12 yo me would be SO disappointed and thrilled we still watch the same shows

fucking loser

tumblr users will reblog anything. have half a peanut

Yeah we're in the same boat

your last saved fictional character is your cell mate in jail

well uh

@untamedcrusader @chaos-triangle @collie-kin

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

"Yeah! OUR daughter!"

"... uhm, whoops?"

Writing Prompt #2988

"You forgot the child?!"

"It sounds terrible when you say it like that! He's twelve! It's not like I left a toddler behind!"

same lmao

I'm so obsessed with Lord of the flies now damn