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Here's my rendition of 2009 and Spider-verse noir in the sims. I love them very much and use them for inspo and references. 10/10, I think everyone should do this.

A few dumb screenshots I have plus grim below the cut <3

hi noir fans.

whenever I actually go outside, eat a good meal, and talk to people, I'm like "so it really wasn't all that." and then proceed to not do it again for weeks

unfortunately actually being productive and having a routine and leaving my house to be a person in the world and eating real meals consistently does improve my mental health which means i have to keep doing it except i have mental illness that makes me not do it so you see my dilemma

I have some bad news man...

I mean... are you edible?

If you really wanted to, any person is edible. However, I don't endorse cannibalism. Please don't attempt it with me.

...Unless you're talking about a roll in the hay. Still, don't try it. I'm no streetwalker.

Something I love about Claude Frollo is that when Disney was writing him, they didn't want the audience to like him. It's why his character is very black and white in the movie, so to speak, than the original book by Victor Hugo. But they couldn't just get rid of his motives when it's one of the major themes of the book (religion).

Unfortunately for the writers, that's why he's one of the best written villains- because although dramatized, he's realistic. For some people, religion is incredibly important to them. and as we've seen throughout history, people make incredibly dangerous decisions on behalf of maintaining their values. Any disruption to them is distressing, making them act out. and this goes past religion. think of a time where you were in a situation where something conflicted with when of your core values- it's stressful! you really gotta reflect, and that doesn't always work out thanks to denial and rationalization.

tldr, Claude Frollo is the best Disney Villain ever because not only is he the embodiment of a bad person, you understand his motives (not as in understand and agree, but you understand WHY he does what he does). And the worst part, his thought process is a common one.

what's wrong with him

rule #1 of being a child soldier is to have fun and be yourself

Fuck AI. Make it straight from the Human He(art).

everyone who thinks this was okay gives me the ick

I'm so glad that we as a fandom agree that "what the fuck was that?" 💀

and Jesus kinda ate that up

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair