I FINALLY GOT SOME THIGH GARTERS

Just warning you I had no idea what to post this week so have this ANCIENT comic I made for art class.

Sorry if the line work was hard to understand, this was a passion/practice project and I sort of forgot to make it look good

Update: I am no longer suffering from undiagnosed suicidal ideation.

Guess who got a pair of thigh highs!

i got them from a friend, so they don't fit the best. anyone know a good place to buy those sock suspenders?

Guess who got some new garters! My friend took this at the mall so if I look shy, that's why.

OH MY FUCKING GOD I NEED 20 DOLLARS RIGHT NOW

sorry about the hiatus, have a Blahaj as a consolation.

welcome to the first horny and (mostly) mentally stable post of mine. enjoy my ass.

could someone, for the love of ALL THAT IS HOLY, MAKE MORE PANIC AU SHIT. I have been starving for Murder Drones content ever since the Og series ended, and the panic au scratches an itch that is ADDICTING

I feel like the only thing stopping me from violently mutilating myself and/or committing suicide is the fact I am looking forward to having a bloomin burger for dinner

I know this is supposed to be my silly ha-ha cock and balls account, but I am in that "what am I doing with my life"/"what SHOULD I be doing with my life" phase and I need some advice. what job should I try for? I wanted to be a soldier for the longest time but the whole military industrial complex can be just a tad horrifying (please see Smedley butler). and I was considering being a law enforcer but then I thought "what if there's another ruby ridge, I don't wanna pull that trigger". what I'm trying to say is, anyone got any ideas beyond "fuck it p.m.c. time"