Sorry To My 2 Followers For Being Gone So Long; I Was Binge Watching The German Dub/sub Of Murder Drones.

I know this is supposed to be my silly ha-ha cock and balls account, but I am in that "what am I doing with my life"/"what SHOULD I be doing with my life" phase and I need some advice. what job should I try for? I wanted to be a soldier for the longest time but the whole military industrial complex can be just a tad horrifying (please see Smedley butler). and I was considering being a law enforcer but then I thought "what if there's another ruby ridge, I don't wanna pull that trigger". what I'm trying to say is, anyone got any ideas beyond "fuck it p.m.c. time"

welcome to the first horny and (mostly) mentally stable post of mine. enjoy my ass.

they say war never changes, but I remember being told of a time when knight's murder was something to avenge, and warriors were treated with respect even in death. now if your stationed at fort hood your liable to be murdered by a serial killer and labeled awol for being murdered by a serial killer.

I feel like the only thing stopping me from violently mutilating myself and/or committing suicide is the fact I am looking forward to having a bloomin burger for dinner

sorry about the hiatus, have a Blahaj as a consolation.

Has anyone decoded what soos says when he is possessed by bill on thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com, I don't have the book yet, so I am just curious if anyone broke this new cipher. The pic above is what he says btw

Update: I am no longer suffering from undiagnosed suicidal ideation.

Guess who got some new garters! My friend took this at the mall so if I look shy, that's why.

here's some more 40k stuff because I didn't realize i liked it that much. the helmet was my attempt to make a primaris style mouth plate for chaos because i didn't realize that already existed.

could someone, for the love of ALL THAT IS HOLY, MAKE MORE PANIC AU SHIT. I have been starving for Murder Drones content ever since the Og series ended, and the panic au scratches an itch that is ADDICTING