Me too dear π»π» I'm (999M) so glad you could own up to your mistakes, now THIS is the kind of man our society needs!
*the skeleton returns* What the fuck??! Stand back honey π¨π¨ *the skeleton strikes* NOOOOOO EUGHH *I'm bleeding out profusely. As I lie on the floor, you kneel down next to me in despair. I look into your eyes* Honey... I'm sorry...
*you hold onto my hand gently until my body runs cold*
The funeral. A cold, somber venue, filled with the deafening silence of grieving. An occasional sob can be heard. You stand solemnly. Your wife is there. The car (2014 Honda) is there. Obama is there.
But you know who's not there? ME. They unveil the coffin. The body is missing. The room erupts into chaos.
why are you so sweet (and hot) and I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad (15M) and other family members talking about how they wish I could be there and now I feel bad for not showing up. AITA?
YTA I don't understand why you can't even do the bare minimum of showing up. Men these days are so lazy and incompetent. At least the Honda was an active contributing member of society by putting itself out there. This is why you should date me instead.
the first iteration of my username was "rainelynn" (just bc it sounded nice). and then i trans'd and 'raine' made me dysphoric so "rainncoats" bc it sounded cute. and then "rainncoats" alone was taken on instagram and i wanted a cohesive name across all platforms so "rainncoater". simply a progression π
it's funny bc i don't wear raincoats. they're too gimmicky for me. just soak me wet idfc #fevercore
@astravox, @onehundredgar, @confusions-shed-of-ideas, + open >:)
I'm gonna try to start one of these lmao
In Breath of the Wild, Urbosa calls Zelda her little bird, I modified it and stole it basically. sometimes I am also Birb because it's just funny
@itsa-thing @i-love-zelda-16 @fithesworddweller @alientheoristemmy @lizzable @astoria-nyx-moon @amayis-bigtower @loaboo @preposterousray @stargazin-on-mars @rav3nz3r0 @crims0nr0s3 @clowncore09 anybody else that feels like sharing ig
I don't like to write about myself. I lead an ordinary life, dull and colourless, plagued by monotone hues that reside at two extremes: one devoid of light, one nothing but light. This is where I'll live forever.
I have no gifts, but I have a will. I wish to create something brilliant, something ingenious, something inspiring. The already colourful worlds of others will be exposed to more vivid hues, more radiant skies. I'll weave the words of creation itself into a tapestry that knows no bounds. I aspire to shake the foundations of human emotion itself and control laughter and tears, rage and fear.
With that, I create a puppet, a persona, even. Someone whose body is a vessel to hold experiences more fascinating than mine. They will go on to witness my masterpieces, my best crafted stories, set in a world close to home, yet far, far from real.
I name this person "I". A narrator, a character, a friend.
I bless "myself" and wish for "me" to explore beyond the horizons of time and space. These journeys will define "interesting" itself through words and words alone.
My wishes are as such:
I wish "I" could witness verdant hills and starry skies far away from the nest of the city, yet in a land no different than the one that exists. "I" will observe the world around "me" and recount fantastical tales made only from the mundane.
I wish "I" could travel to the astral realm above without experiencing the horrors of a space so different from our own. In this realm I've crafted, "I" know how to stay safe. "I" know every rule, every loophole, every element that makes this space unique. I've become a guide for "myself".
I wish "I" could fly around the city and kiss all the birds goodnight. They need to be loved when the cold world shuns them. "I" wish not for the warmth of the self, only the warmth of others. Is this not what they deserve?
I wish "I" could swim in the sea with the fish without having to hold "my" breath. "I" can breathe the ocean like I breathe the air. The world's varying phases serve not as boundaries, but as gateways from one world to another. The old saying twists to fit the outlier: "Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a fish to write, and the world changes forever."
I wish "I" could judge the world in its entirety. I wish "I" could adapt to the changes it throws at "me" to stop "me" from progressing through this chapter. A will can burn obstacles down if it is strong enough, but when have "I" ever possessed such a strong will?
I write my stories in first person because I like it more. This isn't my story, this is "my" story.
One day, the puppet is destined to question its existence. Why was "I" created? What purpose do "my" actions serve? Why do "I" act in this way? Why do "I" speak when "I" shouldn't, and don't when "I" should? Why must "we" all endure suffering and how do "we" make it stop? Who is this creator and why do "I" bow to the figurehead of someone "I" do not know?
And so this leads to the puppet questioning the creator, as things are fated to do. When the time comes, I'll be prepared. My knowledge is meant to be shared, even to creations with no name and no soul.
I envy that my creation learns the beauty of life for the first time.
The sun rises and falls, then the moon does the same. Life's river changes its flow however it pleases. The world is anything but constant, but the only constant in life is change. Yet, the new year comes once more, and my wish is always the same.
I wish that "I" could be someone more interesting.
ADJHWBMNFS SO CUTEEEE
i wanted to put my dog next to me but the cat option looked more like him lmao ππ
i feel bad tagging ppl so this is just open to hijackers
Hey, Iβm doing a picrew chain!
Hereβs mine!
@kamala-msmarvel-khan @supermilkshakebanana @mylifeingotham @thatspiderguyfromyt
i regret to inform you that as of today i will no longer be a part of the ingroup and i am joining the outgroup
every time I make a new friend it's like oh nooooo the persona I curate for the public where I somewhat seem like I'm holding it tgt is now SHATTERED you have now unlocked Rainn+ with special access to my unresolved insecurities... Now pls still think I'm cool and worth talking to ππππ
thinking about putting a gay couple (my ocs) and trans girl into my mass-printed schoolwide newsletter cover gang ππππ
OC INTRO POST - TAMARUK
I'm back with this! this design is less developed, honestly, and it will change as the story goes!
extra notes:
his clothes are meant to somewhat resemble a school uniform. he's young and learning! the shorts are funny to me.
the grey in his hair is meant to remind the viewer of grey wolves' fur.
his greatest weakness would be his black-and-white view of the world and morality, so his palette is monochrome.
the hero complex goes hard on this one!!
exams got me in a chokehold and not in the sexy kind of way
fighting a god with the odd bird lady I picked up along the way, wish me luck πͺ
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Sequences from my finished animation. Inspired by a dog named Teacake.
he/him π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ | soon-to-be art studenti draw & ramble sometimesart: #rainn art | @rainncoater-art for art only
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