Like, The Only Good Things To Come Out Of Tgis Year's Game Awards Was The Gay Muppets, And The Keytar

ZEUS! Boop me many many times, and my life is yours!

I'd argue i'm pretty silly ;3

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Family guy

asking him if he wants to try pup play and then hitting him with my car while I back out of my driveway

thinking about this again

Genie wish twisting trope, except the genie is reluctant to twist wishes unnecessarily, but the guy who summoned him is an olympic level dumbass who ends up twisting his own wishes accidentally, leading the genie to have to get creative to not accidentally violate the "no wishing for death" rule

Friendly reminder/lifehack

If you order pizza, (especially from dominos), do it on a day that isn't a weekend, and not around dinnertime. Picture the toy aisle full of buzz lightyears, where each buzz is saying "Friday night Pizza night!" If each of those buzz lightyears represent an average pizza order, (two pizzas + a random side item), the wait time will be measured in the hours, as opposed to ordering a pizza at 3pm on a tuesday, which will take significantly less time.

I see people often talking about how fast food workers deserve more respect, and should be seen as fellow humans, but people often forget that notion as soon as their food is on the line. As someone who used to work for dominos (and left on good terms with them), I have seen it way too often where people call to ask about their food, and why it's taking us so long, despite the fact that they ordered right in the busiest part of the week, which they see as our fault. (also, unless you ordered delivery, try to avoid calling to ask about your food, it just makes it take longer to get back to making it)

One last thing: dominos runs coupons often, usually with some pretty banger deals, but they often result in some pretty long wait times. If you place a timed order a few days after the coupon ends, you pay using the deal, but get the food on a less busy day.

Here's to the future!

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