New Years Resolurion:

Going to get HRT but three of my friends are trying to hunt me down and stop me. Also, only a small percent of my viewers are actually subscri

I am unkillable in the sense of i haven't been killed yet, and if i've made it this long, something has to be up.

Family guy

asking him if he wants to try pup play and then hitting him with my car while I back out of my driveway

If I had to guess, it was probably the colon that got it denied. like, that's not a character you can get on a license plate i think. imagine how funny it would be if you were trying to record someone's plate number, and it's just a series of colons and semicolons. I would just quit driving if that happened to me.

Customer: :3 DMV: SILLY Verdict: DENIED

We've had two major US politicians livestream on twitch within the past two weeks. (Bernie sanders appearing on pokimaine's stream, and tim walz playing crazy taxi). All i'm saying is that we've never before been closer to the Obama gaming chanel than this point in time.

My friend group always calls this card Ejaculantern, and i think that's funny enough to belong on my blog

Today's Card Is: Jack-o'-Lantern

How do we know dinosaurs are extinct, when so much of the ocean is unexplored? Maybe the T-rex has just been holding his breath for a long ass time

although current magic: the gathering designers claim that black mana is not evil, the traits associated with it, both mechanically in game (sacrificing your own creatures and killing others', etc.) and in the narrative (ambition, selfishness, power), demonstrate that it is an antisocial force at least. the decision to associate the Swamp as a source of power for black decks is part of a long history in European cultures that reviles swamps, bogs, and other wetlands as evil places. this mindset contributed to the mass destruction of wetlands across the world until very recent scientific endeavors showed how important wetlands are. in reality, wetlands are extremely complicated, unique, and environmentally crucial ecosystems which exist in myriad forms on every continent save antarctica. to combat colonialist thought, i propose a radical change to the mtg paradigm by replacing the Swamp basic land type with one that truly represents a spawning ground for evil: the Parking Lot.

thinking about this again