OK SO I WAS AT THE FABRIC STORE AND I WALKED BY SOME MEMORIAL DAY THEMED FABRIC AND 

ever since I was 5 years old I've wanted to be found dead lying face down in a creek

i’m laughing so hard because they really put pennywise on the stairs in this promo image, making this movie look like some political drama that also just happens to star a clown

I do too tree

My mom sent this to me and i’m howling

hillary clinton told a joke at the al smith dinner tonight. it’s a very simple joke. and these two CNN panelists have completely misunderstood it at every turn. it is making me so god damn angry.

Paolo Sebastian 'A Lover's Kiss' Fall 2024 Haute Couture Collection Pt.1

13x10//Wayward Sisters

Okay so there was this low-budget monster-of-the-week tv show that came out in 2005 about two brothers who fought evil while driving around the country in a vintage car. Are you with me so far?

Good because I am without a doubt about to lose you. Let me start by saying that I’m a completely normal person who has simply witnessed bafoonery the likes of which have never been seen by regular people....

So the other night during D&D, I had the sudden thoughts that:

1) Binary files are 1s and 0s

2) Knitting has knit stitches and purl stitches

You could represent binary data in knitting, as a pattern of knits and purls…

You can knit Doom.

However, after crunching some more numbers:

The compressed Doom installer binary is 2.93 MB. Assuming you are using sock weight yarn, with 7 stitches per inch, results in knitted doom being…

3322 square feet

Factoring it out…302 people, each knitting a relatively reasonable 11 square feet, could knit Doom.

rb if ur gay