Erm.

:0 Rly? Cool!

Erm. I guess I was expecting more complexity to that.

How does this work with ya?

Hey B. How are things?

~ @poketherapist-in-training

Going well! ^^

How is everything with you?

MWAH!!

Were you aware that you can give your Pokémon a little kissy? As a treat?

johto landlords fear the humble slugma rancher

chikorita bros we won

Oooo a lot of interesting stuff here. So I imagine ethics are quite different in your field? Privacy is of the utmost importance to human psychology. There’s a lot of reasons for it, including safety and stigma, and very little info is needed because of how documented everything is in our culture… so I suppose in your field it’s more important to keep the pokémon’s… owner feels tactless, but those associated with the pokémon’s privacy?

Do you do therapy on a lot of wild pokémon? Or is it mostly domestics?

I imagine it’s different with high intelligence pokemon as well? It’s interesting that disclosure wouldn’t factor in, but it makes sense…

Gosh, my head is spinning- so many questions!

Hey. Laser mentioned you're looking to be a therapist, said we might get along since I'm a pokemon psychologist.

Figured since I'm running the blog today, I might as well say hey. Hope your studies are going well.

@licensed2faint (//laser is letting the BF run the blog today)

Oh hi!

I was curious about you! Nice to meet you!

Do you have any idea where pokemon therapy and human therapy diverge? I’ve been curious about this since in most of my classes it’s emphasized how interconnected and similar they can be…

Hope to talk to you more!

A pelipper mail package. It's certainly rain-damaged, it seems like something went wrong during delivery.

Inside are two pots with... eggs? In them. Both are mostly buried within decently sized terracotta pots. They are remarkably undamaged. Seems as though they were packaged with care.

A Note is Attached. A lot of the text is illegible.

FR?M ??????

H??lo! I ????e? to tha?k yo? for t???ng in th?se eggs ??r m?. I -

The bottom chunk of the note is entirely illegible. There are more lines, but it seems they got soaked in the water. There is no information to be gleaned as to the origin or intended destination of these eggs.

Oh man… erm…

Was this meant for me?

Pippi, hang on, don’t take them inside just yet, we should-

Wow, cold shoulder by my own partner pokemon. She sure was in a rush to get them inside…

*Shuts the door.* Welp. Better see if I can call the post office and see what’s going on.

And ask @newcomer-karp if they recognize any of this. Maybe it’s theirs…?

Sibliiiing, did you order a… really tall skinny egg with a leaf and a really thick chonky egg with a leaf?

Alright, I managed to get away into a building. Damn thing got my arm bad but I mean I'm still alive so its all good

And yes I grabbed that foongus before running. I'm not gonna just let a salamence incinerate it if its still possibly alive. Its in the big jar. Idk if its actually alive or not, hard to tell since mushrooms don't really have a pulse or anything that I'm aware of.

Y'know I'm probably still not all that safe, its really going at it against this building.

I called every authority I could think of, I'm gonna try and put some more distance between me n this gigantic raging death lizard. If I don't say anything in the next like hour or two it probably got me.

I need to follow more Rotomblrs. Spice up my dash with some more variety. RB THIS POST IF IT REACHES YOU and i'll send some asks and traction etc your way, investigate your blorbos.

Man. Yall remember being young and feeling like you knew everything? I miss that boundless confidence.

//Ellie’s been reading @shilo-sumac’s blog in whatever way makes sense xD enjoy the vague post.

He’s a real hazard! He will go >:( at people and try really hard to use spore to send them to lala land.

When he really does learn spore he’s gonna be a MENACE!!!

Pippi is still pissy after being hefted up into the luggage area. The shock the flight attendant felt when the backpack she hefted up meeped at her angrily and wiggled around!

She was even wearing her lil jacket… remind me to get a good picture of her on the way back.

@poketherapist-in-training n I are mid-way through a flight to go see family, Pippi got mistaken for a pink backpack and got put in the overhead lol. Captain was checked in to the pokeball check-in, since teeeechnically he's a "hazardous pokemon". Hazardous to ceramic cups maybe but I don't think he's actually a threat to anyone.