When You Are Reading A Fanfic For The “first Time” And Then Suddently

love, simon : spoilers

‪ok but why is no one talking about how martin literally makes a joke revealing who blue is within the first 20 minutes of the movie ‬

‪‘what do you get if you mix black and jewish? blue ish’ ‬

Me when my book is boring and I just stay a whole week reading fanfics of all my other ships.

P: so you like to read, huh? What book are you reading right now?

Me *sweating*: oh uh, you know, nothing specific at the moment

Me: *closes 32 ao3 tabs*

Me: im in between books...

Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Djizzjsjqksj

IT’S ONLY BEEN 10 SECONDS AND I ALREADY MISS THEM SO MUCH

the frozen 2 trailer just dropped reblog this if you think disney should give elsa a girlfriend

Judge: How do you plead?

Crowley: *looks to Aziraphale*

Aziraphale: *mouths* (Not guilty)

Crowley: Hot milky

Aziraphale: Just lock him up already

just finished gideon the ninth and AHHH??? AAAAHHHHH???

Idk if this is been discussed before but I just read the Fence comics and I can’t stop thinking about the resemblence between Kevin and Seiji I mean.

Their personality is pretty much the same.

They are obsessed with their sport and go to win.

They are technically the second best.

Physically they are so similiar Seiji literally has a dimple in the place Kevin has the tattoo.

This can’t be a coincidence.

ok but... neil is such a fucking chaotic dumbass

like look at this fuckifn... asshole boy

he's CUFFED to a fucking HOSPITAL BED with two FBI AGENTS ready to question him

and yet he's just like... listen bitch. i'm Queen *tugs at handcuffs*

"So you gonna give us some info now?"

"Y'all hear sumn? Lmao anyway- *dozes off*"

a s s h o l e

even the feds want to fucking cry at this point

Andrew: neil i'll kill you

Kurt: steps in to protect neil

Neil @ Kurt: um excuse me henny? don't you see that we're flirting?

"Neil calm do- Andrew are you seriously fucking ha-"

Andrew: subtly covering his crotch with Neil's bandages

Andrew: no.

tl;dr Neil is a fucking bastard boy and it's a miracle he's still alive

also Andrew loves it