Idk If This Is Been Discussed Before But I Just Read The Fence Comics And I Can’t Stop Thinking About

love, simon : spoilers

‪ok but why is no one talking about how martin literally makes a joke revealing who blue is within the first 20 minutes of the movie ‬

‪‘what do you get if you mix black and jewish? blue ish’ ‬

Adriens self control is insane I woulda been akumatised 6 times already if I was chat noir in season 4

Me when my book is boring and I just stay a whole week reading fanfics of all my other ships.

P: so you like to read, huh? What book are you reading right now?

Me *sweating*: oh uh, you know, nothing specific at the moment

Me: *closes 32 ao3 tabs*

Me: im in between books...

Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Adrien can’t you just notice once in for all and keep us from all that suffering?! UssjdjdjdJsdhdudndjd

I CANT taKE It AnyMORe

my heart was not made for that

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IT’S ONLY BEEN 10 SECONDS AND I ALREADY MISS THEM SO MUCH

“sHes JuST a fRIend wHO LIKes fAshIOn”

“Hi, not fucking dead. I’m dad”

Anathema : I’m cold.

Newt : here, have my jacket.

Aziraphale : It’s a bit chilly today, isn’t it?

Crowley : what do you want me to do, set you on fire?

Spoilers

NO ACTUALLY WHAT FUCK WHAT THIS ENDING

Im very happy and very sad at the same time. I mean finally they kissed but the end end is just devastating and dont get me wrong, this as an actual plot device is great just not for the END of the season. Mid season where I could just watch the next ep, fabulous. But now we gotta wait idk how many years for maybe a season 3 and then be sad every time that I think about it is just rude

Anyway great season overall I loved everything now Ill go rewatch everything 17 times everyone have a great weekend

My favourite lines from Wayward Son

WARNING: WAYWARD SON SPOILERS

‘The magic-est.’

‘Baz always looks like he’s in an ad for expensive watches. Even when he isn’t wearing one.’

‘Was Simon supposed to see it coming? He doesn’t see anything coming! He’s taken aback by Tuesdays!’

‘Relaxation is the most insidious humdrum.’

‘“I would never have befriended an inert organism.”’

‘(“My last boyfriend was a barista, Agatha!” “You are also a barista, Ginger. That’s how you met.”)’

‘“I’ll distract them by being a vampire.”’

‘There’s a woman standing in line near us, giving us her most aggrieved “don’t be gay” face, but I don’t care [...]’

‘It’s sitting in economy that’s making us gay.’

‘If you can’t trust people with nose rings to be open-minded, who’s left?’

‘The fucking sun! We get it — you’re very fucking bright!’

‘The Mage. May he rest in pain.’

‘“We’re not robbing banks and murdering people.” / “Yet!” I say.’

‘Iowa smells more like pig shit than Illinois.’

‘Why would you go through the desert on a horse with no name? Why wouldn’t you name the fucking horse at some point?’

‘“What do people eat in Nebraska?!” Snow asks. / “Their dreams!” I shout at him.’

‘“What in the curs-ed fuck?” I say.’

‘Bunce waves her turkey leg at the whole presposterous scene. “Is the theme British?” she asks, suddenly indignant. “Is it just weird and British?” / “If so, Bunce, you’ve got the best costume.”’

‘Baz follows me into the sword tent. (Long & Broad, the sign says.) “You can’t pick up every sword, Snow.” / “I can’t hear you,” I say, trying out a poorly balanced sabre. / “Pray, my lord, my light — thy cannot test every blade in the kingdom.”’

‘I’ll be damned and drawn and fucking quartered before I watch some devil-eyed goat feel up my boyfriend in front of me.’

‘(I’m probably never going to have kids, because I owe at least three imps my firstborn.)’

‘“Are you guys trying to summon Jesus?”’

‘Go ahead and shoot me. This isn’t my favourite shirt.’

And then, of course, this beautiful part:

‘Simon, Simon... / You were the sun, and I was crashing into you. / I’d wake up every morning and tell myself... / I’d tell myself... / “You live in fear! In denial!” / Simon is on the ground. His blood is red and abundant. It smells like brown butter. His hair is a mess, his face is in the sand. He doesn’t know how much I love him. He’s never really heard it. / I’d wake up every morning and tell myself... / “Simon... love... get up. We still have to save Agatha.” / Simon is on the ground. / This will end in flames.’