Favorite Thing To Do With Spammers Who Pop Up In My Chat: Try To Have A Regular Conversation And See

I made my first attempt at a smoothie today. It had too much ice and wouldn't flow. The only solution was to add vodka to thaw it. Trust me, I'm an engineer.

I realized today my list of people I want to meet is almost empty. A lot of them are dead now, and that's pretty depressing. All I can hope is to meet Cary Elwes someday.

Of all the ads and sites for hooking up, has there ever been a guy offering to do oral on a woman? Doesn't have to be full sex, just the girl getting eaten out until she's tired. It wouldn't be s&m. Do male escorts do that kind of thing? You always hear about blowjob offers, but never the other way around. Wonder if that's a worthwhile idea...

“When words become unclear, I shall focus with photographs. When images become inadequate, I shall be content with silence.”    ―   Ansel Adams

That's not part of Japan. That's the island with Knights of the Round materia.

It sucks being small. No one takes you seriously.

Don't fear The Reaper.

He's bad at board games.

The nature of the Cloak of Invisibility

Step 1) Don't be an opinionated asshole. Step 2) Don't assert yourself into other people's lives, conversations, etc. Congratulations! You have donned your Cloak of Invisibility! You may now go about your life doing good things and being a pleasant person, and no one will ever remember you.

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Don't be a racist