Don't Fear The Reaper.

That Was Such A Bad Move

Never have I been so frustrated by anything. Kyudo is possibly the most difficult thing I've ever undertaken as a discipline. Guess it goes to show little control I have over my own movement and breathing.

Someone needs to write a story about the Headless Horseman as an undead superhero who always forgets he's missing his head. He'll keep trying to head butt people or whistle for his horse, only to remember that he doesn't have a head. It'd start off with him writing a book about the inconvenience of being headless and follow his misadventures on his quest to find out where it went. All the while, he's battling people who want to take over the world or steal his head. He'll have great, heroic monologues in sign language that only get translated when someone else or the villain happen to know sign language. He also has to hide from everyday people because of the stigma created by the events in the Legend of Sleepy Hollow, which he swears (in sign language) to the authorities are terribly misinterpreted. People try to re-kill him, exorcise him, and capture him, etc. Demons and other undead try to take him back to the underworld. Aliens and super villains keep trying to destroy the planet. All he wants is to find his head and be able to enjoy a beer or two at the bar down the street from his apartment.

The nature of the Cloak of Invisibility

Step 1) Don't be an opinionated asshole. Step 2) Don't assert yourself into other people's lives, conversations, etc. Congratulations! You have donned your Cloak of Invisibility! You may now go about your life doing good things and being a pleasant person, and no one will ever remember you.

When a friend of yours fiancée gets sexually assaulted and all you want to do is go on a rampage through England destroying dirtbags.

The day this country falls to chaos, when its people become exhausted by injustices to the breaking point, when society implodes and the few bonds connecting us shatter, I hope every hospitable foreign country places an immigration ban on our citizens.

Today, I thought I was going to have a moment with a couple girls taking a walk all thanks to Pokemon Go. Unfortunately, they were just walking. Guess meeting people that way is only for fairy tales.

When the ending to one of the "great novels of the 20th century" sucks.

How I want to deal with most people.

UHF . ‘89 . IMDb

Weather, if you could not do the whole downpour while sunny thing, that'd be great.