On A Scale Of 0 To This Coffee Spill, How Are You Feeling Today?

Favorite thing to do with spammers who pop up in my chat: Try to have a regular conversation and see how long it takes for them to get pushy. So far, I only average about four exchanges before these fuckers start talking about sex.

I think my life has a shortage of beautiful women with tattoos.

I wish I could get amnesia, disappear, and end up somewhere no one knows me.

When the ending to one of the "great novels of the 20th century" sucks.

Of all the ads and sites for hooking up, has there ever been a guy offering to do oral on a woman? Doesn't have to be full sex, just the girl getting eaten out until she's tired. It wouldn't be s&m. Do male escorts do that kind of thing? You always hear about blowjob offers, but never the other way around. Wonder if that's a worthwhile idea...

I think the day when everything comes together and I finally know my happiness will be the day Death takes me. Some of us just weren't lucky enough to be born for happy lives.

When does one discover the difference between what they want to be and what they're meant to be?