Unrealistic Scenario: “these Ancient Runes Roughly Translate To: Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter” 

*heavy sarcasm* Oh gee, I wonder

i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent

2020 is that one guy you know who has to take everything up to 11

How long has your physical form been residing on earth?

i’m just a tourist

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

Panic! At the Disco has some words for you

Hey. Things are going to get better.

This. This is the level of sarcastic arrogance I strive to achieve; where even my weapons are snarky, contemptuous bitches

I was thinking about how vampires need permission to enter a home and then immediately thought: Damn, vampires would make really bad house burglars.

You know, having had my name legally changed forever ago, it’s fucking wild to open random accounts and suddenly see my old name, like

*Ahh oop Jump Scare*

hey so being autistic is a defining part of my personality and identity. most of the good and interesting things in my life stem from that. and most of my friends are autistic or neurodivergent, and are my friends because we’re neurodivergent and have cool things in common. I like myself, and my life, and the people in it, and i’m getting damned tired of seeing our mental divergences portrayed as innately negative and scary. being autistic means we face unique challenges and deserve respectful accommodations, full stop. Our lives are full and very much worth living, thanks