This. This Is The Level Of Sarcastic Arrogance I Strive To Achieve; Where Even My Weapons Are Snarky,

I didn’t ask “what?” because I didn’t hear you, my brain still runs on internet explorer and the information hasn’t loaded yet

*heavy sarcasm* Oh gee, I wonder

fuck it up buttercup 

I think I just gained a new personal hero

I’m dying

This is literally what we do every time I get together with my best friend

But they were the coolest and you had to own a shit ton to set on your desk next to the eraser that actually worked or your life was meaningless

these dont erase ANYTHING

Kenzie is honestly the best character in the entire show (Bo is still bae though)

I also have the need to entertain you and will constantly ask if you want anything if you come to my home because “being a good host” was drilled into me from birth

demon: youre a bitch

me: *starts closing the summoning circle*

demon: wait i gotta tell you some important ancient knowledge

me: *keeps it open*

demon: bitch