What I Imagine Heterosexual Marriage To Be Like

Stalling for time be like

I just need you all to see this picture of actual notes I found in my homework folder from a project I did in college last year

Five minutes of petting my service dog goes to anyone who can tell me what subject this was even for

I was not expecting quite so many people to reblog this with a shout out to their own personal brand of anti-anxiety medication, but I guess its nice to know a lot of us are just out here tricking our brains into doing basic tasks, cartoon character high-jink style

My brain, having a meltdown like a toddler: everything is bad and awful and I absolutely refuse to function in these working conditions *dumps a shitload of adrenaline into the nervous system*

Me, sighing heavily and holding up lorazepam: would ya do it for a Scooby snack?

“Annie are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?”

“No, I need help with question seven.”

concept: Faebook 

I’m sorry, I zoned out, if you could repeat literally everything you just said that’d be great

*ADHD brain zoning out again immediately*

I finally found it! The best explanation of my sexuality (demisexual):

Mentally: a romantic

Physically: an asexual

Spiritually: a fucking slut

Straight men hate the idea of gay men hitting on them because they’re afraid of being treated the same way they treat women