But I Stay Silly :3

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. yuor arms off

Before Skulduggery got his facade Valkyrie stole his hat multiple times.

Change my mind

*in camp, during the early days of the war*

Skulduggery, standing over his sleeping men: *fires a blank at the sky*

Ghastly: *lurches up, grabs for a weapon, falls over Erskine’s rifle, faceplants the floor*

Ghastly, bellowing: THIS IS WHY YOUR MAM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU

I don't know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don't really even seem to like each other but they're always exactly the same. this has happened four times

Almost on to the painting stage. When I was sanding down the air-dry clay earlier I think I inhaled too mucb dust because I can't stop coughing

so you know when you wake up super early and come up with a really good idea but never act on it?

my 5am thought was to make Meliodas' dragon handle-sword-thing because I just started watching 7 Deadly Sins

I'm gonna do it

So we have a very pretty ballad from Greece but the Norwegian banana wolves are next and i cannot wait

oh this collar? no no it's not a sex thing, yeah it's not really for fashion either. yeah no it keeps my head attached. yeah my head? it's detached? yeah no it falls right off if i don't wear the collar, huge pain in the ass. the jingle bell is a sex thing though.

Sans undertale and Frisk

who are these people? (wrong answers only)

the user base of tumblr is a specific demographic of people who were ‘the smart kid’ growing up but didn’t do as well academically as they got older due to mental health struggles, were probably bullied in school and were quite lonely & introverted so they took solace in reading but now rarely pick up a book, grew up on tumblr but continued using it into adulthood unlike most of their peers who stopped using it after it lost popularity

Happy pride month to everyone!

Yes, even you hiding in the back corner