*in camp, during the early days of the war*
Skulduggery, standing over his sleeping men: *fires a blank at the sky*
Ghastly: *lurches up, grabs for a weapon, falls over Erskine’s rifle, faceplants the floor*
Ghastly, bellowing: THIS IS WHY YOUR MAM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU
Uni.
Gist: yeet your soul
Energy thrower: yeet the lasers
Elemental: yeet the fire
Necromancer: yeet death
all magical disciplines can be described using the word “yeet” prove me wrong
I mean, I can try
I’m screaming someone DMed me asking for me to help them with their homework
pull the trigger, Cards Against Humanity
pull the trigger, Cards Against Humanity.
if you need us the missus and me will be in the other room having a duel with old flintlock pistols missing each other with every shot not only because we love each other but also because we both are dog shit at this
There's this boy in my class and honestly he comes out with the weirdest thing
In geography we were given a sheet on why people live near volcanoes and one of the reasons was something like 'they have festivals were they sacrifice objects'. Then this kid just put his hand up and said, 'Isn't that where they yeet kids into a volcano' with a dead serious face.
In history today we were doing about rebellions in 1069 and he asked 'if the king killed himself, would it be treason?'
We were stood outside waiting to go get changed for PE and he made a tinfoil crown and started shouting 'MY NAME IS JESUS'
We had to design a poster on nature in science and he just drew Undertale characters
I'm pretty convinced he's not entirely connected to this reality.
the user base of tumblr is a specific demographic of people who were ‘the smart kid’ growing up but didn’t do as well academically as they got older due to mental health struggles, were probably bullied in school and were quite lonely & introverted so they took solace in reading but now rarely pick up a book, grew up on tumblr but continued using it into adulthood unlike most of their peers who stopped using it after it lost popularity