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lol gues what fuckers

The gender be gendering and being a boy sure is awesome hope it don't change anytime soon this is great!

I say that now but wait till tomorrow when I reblog this like "lol gues what fuckers!" because my luck be like that

and then he never responded

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I usually headcanon Ted as being an accountant, or generally working with finances…..

So like, Mike one hundred percent knows how to commit and get away with tax evasion I think And if him and El and Will ever do go to Vegas

I think this would happen:

Mike, staring at the duffel bag of money El and Will were proudly standing in front of: Was all this machines or?

El, making a Eh hand motion: Mostly, but Will is very good at poker too!

Will, beaming: I cheated

Jonathan, on the edge of the hotel bed with his head in his hands: Why is it, every time I watch you alone something happens? We shouldn’t have gone to the buffet and left you to wreak havoc on Vegas

Mike, poking at the money: All in twenty’s?

Will, nodding: Yeah

Mike: Nice, hundreds are suspicious

Jonathan: Youre too damn casual about this, what are we going to do with- how much is this?

El, proudly: Twenty thousand!

Jonathan: TWENTY THOUSAND?!

Will: Give or take, we stopped for Chinese food

Jonathan: I how are we gonna explain all that on our taxes-

Mike clicking his tongue: You’re not, you’re gonna declare an initial two thousand. That’s a bit high for new poker players but it’s not suspicious for Vegas. Sometimes the dealers let random people win to not be called cheaters and get investigated. Then you’re gonna put the money in a bank account, give it six months and then start putting the rest of the money in in small amounts. Make the deposits in the amount of a starting position salary, and forge some pay receipts from something like a mom and pop shop. You know a old fashioned business that doesn’t do payroll-

Jonathan, blinking: Mike, what the fuck?

Mike, pausing and registering the stares he was getting from all the Byers siblings:……Sometimes, if I’m grounded and there’s quite literally nothing else to do. I listen to my father

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